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How does Santa's accountant value his sleigh? Net Present Value.
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What is the perfect Father's Day gift? Taking your Mom away on a vacation with you.
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My new year's resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey.
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Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
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Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty sit on the wall? A: Because he wanted a photograph with Pink Floyd! Q: And why did Humpty Dumpty have a big fall? A: Because Pink Floyd did not turn up!
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Your mama is so ugly that I guess you can say that the genes passed down.
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The Sun is shining, what a beautiful day! It would be a pity not to sit this day in a pub by the window though.
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Q: What is astronauts favorite game in space? A: Moonopoly.
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Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
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Q: Why did the bald man cut holes in his pockets? A: He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
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