When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
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What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!
Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.
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Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
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Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
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Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...
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While vacationing in a remote area of Alaska, I met an old mountain man, wise in the ways one need be to live in an extreme wilderness area like he did.
I asked him about the weater, did it rain a lot? He said;
"See those mountains over there" and he pointed to them."
I replied, "Yes."
"Well," he replied, ".. if you can't see those mountains, that means it's raining. If you can see them, that means it's going to rain."
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The dinosaurs aren't extinct.
They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
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