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"Students nowadays are so clueless", the math professor complains to a colleague. "Yesterday, a student came to my office hours and wanted to know if General Calculus was a Roman war hero..."
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In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German, The lovers are Greek, The bankers are Swiss. In Hell: The cooks are English, The policemen are German, The mechanics are French, The lovers are Swiss, The bankers are Greek.
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I knew I was gonna get along with my mother's boyfriend just fine. Cause when we met, I said to him "Hi Mr. Bob, How are you doing?" He said: "Oh you don't have to Mr. Bob me, just call me motherfucker".
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My girlfriends dad asked me what I do. Apparently, "your daughter" wasn't the right answer.
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Q: How do you know Noah was a White man? A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
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...and then the devil said, "Let's put the alphabet into mathematics."
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Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
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Knock Knock! Who's There? Figs Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it's broken!
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How do you hide a nigger in a coal shed? Kick his teeth in.
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How do you keep 5 black guys from raping a white girl? Throw them a basketball.
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