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Once you pop, you just can't stop. Unless you're Chuck Norris.
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The tax advisor had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl was fascinated by the story, especially the part where the pumpkin turns into a golden coach. Suddenly she piped up, "Daddy, when the pumpkin turned into a golden coach, would that be classed as income or a long-term capital gain?"
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If Chuck Norris were an Adam's Apple, he'd be in your throat right now.
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Q: Why did the unemployed man get excited while looking through his Bible? A: He thought he saw a job.
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Your momma so fat... She's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
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When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does. NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.
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Why is a man different from a PC? You only have to tell the PC once.
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Chuck Norris's wish isn't your command, Chuck Norris's command is your wish...
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"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter. To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
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Chuck Norris was an only child. Eventually.
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