Yo' mama so poor, she fills her ice trays with toilet water!
Yo' Mama is like a telephone book: available to the public, no charge.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
Q: What game do tornadoes like to play?
A: Twister.
Q: What do you get when you combine a Starbucks and Yoga class?
A: I don't know, but there's probably a hipster close by.
What a cannibal say to its victim? Nice to meat you.
Vote:
Q: What do you call a naked deer?
A: Buck naked!
What do you call it when Miley Cyrus falls down?
Hoe-Down.
Yo' Mama is so poor, her bathroom consists of a tin can and a pile of leaves.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, her wig has a chinstrap.