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The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
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Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris. The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
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Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
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Yo Mama so old... When she ran the 100 meter dash, they timed yo mama with a sundial.
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Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, her bathroom consists of a tin can and a pile of leaves.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burnt; that would be a foolish thing for the sun to do.
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Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
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Yo momma's clitoris is as long as my dick.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
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