Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party". Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet? It lives on ice.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
Don't type "Chuck Norris" on Monster Milktruck, your milk will turn into beer.
Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny.
The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.
How should you treat a baby goat? Like a kid.