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What a cannibal say to its victim? Nice to meat you.
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Q: What do you call a naked deer? A: Buck naked!
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What do you call it when Miley Cyrus falls down? Hoe-Down.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, her bathroom consists of a tin can and a pile of leaves.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, her wig has a chinstrap.
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Q: What is height of Honesty? A: A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
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Q: What is height of De-hydration? A: A cow giving milk powder.
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I've just discovered a method for making wool out of milk. But doesn't that make the cow feel a little sheepish?
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What do you call a tired cow? Milked out.
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What do you get from a short-legged cow? Dragon milk.
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