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What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
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has 62.17 % from 267 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
There was three boys called Zip, Dick and Piss They were in class and their teacher went out to make a phone call Right then Zip jumped on the table Dick jumped in the teachers chair And Piss was punchin everyone in sight 3 minutes later the teacher back in and said Zip down Dick out and Piss in the corner.
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has 62.17 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A man is in a mall and sees a clothes store. He sees a magnificent, brand new jacket in the shop window and decides he shall try it on and buy it. So he walks into the shop and asks an employee: "Excuse me sir." "How can I help you" the employee replies. "Could I by any chance try on that jacket in your shop window?" The employee looks at him and says "No you shall not you are to try it on in the changing rooms like everybody else!"
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: beauty, communication, customer service, men
A cop pulls a guy over: Sir, why were you speeeding? Officer, I wanted to get home quickly, before I became really drunk.
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: cop, drunk
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the blonde men walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos." The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?" The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck. He returned a minute later and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-fours." "All right. How long do you need them?" The customer paused for a minute and said, "I'd better go check." After a while, the customer returned to the office and said, "A long time. We're gonna build a house."
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: blonde, life, time
Q: What's the idea of a blonde of natural childbirth? A: No make-up.
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: baby, beauty, birthday, blonde
Chuck Norris cannot only accelerate beyond the speed of light. He can also accelerate beyond the speed of dark.
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
I farted in a room of hipsters and I watched them fight each other over who heard it first.
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: fart, hipster
I read that India launched a rocket to Mars the other day. That seems like a strange place to put a call center.
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: life
A man bought a new car. Next day he is driving his car to office. On the way he was waiting for the Signal. Suddenly he opened the door and got down. Then he went to the Traffic Police and asked him, "How much should I pay to turn right?" The Policeman was astonished and asked, "Why are you asking like this?" Then man showed him the sign board which was in the corner of the road: "Free Left Turn"
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: men
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