The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris. The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
Yo Mama so old... When she ran the 100 meter dash, they timed yo mama with a sundial.
Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.
Yo' Mama is so poor, her bathroom consists of a tin can and a pile of leaves.
Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burnt; that would be a foolish thing for the sun to do.
Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
Yo momma's clitoris is as long as my dick.
Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."