The Tower of Pisa was in Chuck Norris' way.
If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia. While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
While vacationing in a remote area of Alaska, I met an old mountain man, wise in the ways one need be to live in an extreme wilderness area like he did. I asked him about the weater, did it rain a lot? He said; "See those mountains over there" and he pointed to them." I replied, "Yes." "Well," he replied, ".. if you can't see those mountains, that means it's raining. If you can see them, that means it's going to rain."
The dinosaurs aren't extinct. They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.
Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris watched the first season of "24" in 5 hours.
If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!