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Stevie Wonder recently told his wife that he wants to see other people.
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Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.
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Why didn't the husband change the baby for a week? Because the text on the nappies package said "18-40 lbs".
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Justin Bieber has Chuck Norris fever!
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Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks. They speak for themselves.
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It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.
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Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?  A: Because they can't even keep two calves together!
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Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares. Actually he can also blow your face.
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Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?  A: After a dye job.
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