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The Tower of Pisa was in Chuck Norris' way.
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If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia. While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
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While vacationing in a remote area of Alaska, I met an old mountain man, wise in the ways one need be to live in an extreme wilderness area like he did. I asked him about the weater, did it rain a lot? He said; "See those mountains over there" and he pointed to them." I replied, "Yes." "Well," he replied, ".. if you can't see those mountains, that means it's raining. If you can see them, that means it's going to rain."
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The dinosaurs aren't extinct. They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
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Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.
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Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris watched the first season of "24" in 5 hours.
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If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
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