NOTE: This joke is only for those who recently had a brain transplant.
DO NOT read ahead unless you don't mind being offended.
You're still reading this, aren't you, asshole?
Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.
Yo Momma so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!
Yo Momma's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.
Write a message on an upside-down paper cup that alludes to something horrible being trapped under it.
Leave it on a coworker's desk or in a conference room.
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Q: What is a turkey's favorite dessert?
A: Peach gobbler.
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Q: What's a good holiday tip?
A: Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.
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Q: Why don't women wear watches?
A: There's a clock on the stove!
The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
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Religion is a lot more like politics.
The only difference is that with religion you get to confess your own sins.