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Q: What's the forecast for New Year's Eve? A: Mostly drunk with a slight chance of passing out.
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Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fat, geography, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!
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Yo Momma's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.
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Write a message on an upside-down paper cup that alludes to something horrible being trapped under it. Leave it on a coworker's desk or in a conference room.
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: April fools, office
Q: What is a turkey's favorite dessert? A: Peach gobbler.
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, geography, Thanksgiving
Q: What's a good holiday tip? A: Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.
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A guy walks into a bar with a giraffe, and the giraffe gets waay too drunk. The bartender says, "Hey! you can't leave that lyin' there!" The guy goes, "that's not a lion its a giraffe!"
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, animal, bar, bartender, drunk
Two guys on a double bike where pedaling up a hill. It took forever to get to the top. When they finally got to the top the first guy said in a pant, "Whew, that was so hard." The second replied, "If I hadn't been pushing the brakes the whole time we would have rolled down backwards."
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A skeleton walked into a bar and asked for a beer...and a mop.
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