Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense.
Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she walked past the toilet, it flushed itself.
If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
Why does a penis have a hole at the end? So guys can be open-minded.
Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.
Chuck Norris invented hot sauce. To put on his peppers.
The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.