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One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. The man sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Meanwhile, all the other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. As soon as he pulled onto the street, the officer stopped him, read him his rights and administered the breathalyzer test to determine his blood-alcohol content. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."
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If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all. Your life may be forfeit.
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Q: Have you heard about McDonald's new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
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Teacher: Be sure that you go straight home Student: I can't, I live just round the corner!
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Slept like a log last night........ Woke up in the fireplace.
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Have you heard of the new Obama happy meal at Mcdonalds? It comes with a promise that you'll get a toy someday.
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Q: Why did the blonde girl stare at the orange juice box? A: The orange juice box says, "concentrate."
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Q: What did the cow say to the other cow? A: Moo.
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When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.
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Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra with 3 Playboy Playmates A: Hugh Hefner.
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