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Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense.
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Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
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Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she walked past the toilet, it flushed itself.
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If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
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Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
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Why does a penis have a hole at the end? So guys can be open-minded.
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Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.
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Chuck Norris invented hot sauce. To put on his peppers.
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The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
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