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Him: "I'm going to come and see you, I don't care about the gas prices or anything I'm coming to no matter what." Her: "Aw okay, I'm going to get ready." Him: "I love you, I can't wait to see you, I'm getting ready to leave." Her: "Okay honey, I'm on my period, just letting you know." Him: "My car just blew up, I can't come see you." Her: "Get your friend to bring you, he always does." Him: "He got shot I can't come, sorry." Her: "Never mind I'm not on my period, my panties are just red." Him: "My boy said he is okay, he's going to take me, I'm going." Her: "I'm really on my period." Him: "Damn! He got shot again..."
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Your mama is so ugly she jumps and the gravity did not return.
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: mean, science, ugly, Yo mama
A really bad impressionist walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the wrong face?"
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Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."
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Sometimes I use really big words which I don't understand to make me seem more photosynthesis.
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I keep getting bills from the Memory Erasing Clinic but I've never been there.
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What does Pontiac stand for? Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac!
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has 58.57 % from 363 votes. More jokes about: black people, car
Fred: Thank you so much for lending me that money. I shall be everlastingly in your debt. Harry: That's what I'm afraid of!
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: money
Texan: "Where are you from?" Harvard Graduate: "I come from a place where we do not end sentences with prepositions." Texan: "Okay — where are you from, jackass?"
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: life
A little kid's in school, taking a true-false test and he's flipping a coin. At the end of the test he's flipping the coin again. The teacher says, "What are you doing?" He says, "Checking my answers."
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: school
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