Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
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Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.
Blonde: "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me."
Psychiatrist: "Don't you have a cell phone?"
Blonde: "They're too expensive, so I did the next best thing: I put a mailbox in my car."
Psychiatrist: "And do you receive any letters?"
Blonde: "No, but I figure it's because when I'm driving around, my zip code keeps changing."
Yo mama's so ugly that slender-man ran from her.
She's also the reason why slender-man doesn't have eyes.
Q: Two blondes are standing on top of the Empire State Building.
How can you tell which one is the true blonde and which one is the bleached blonde?
A: The bleached blonde isn't throwing bread crumbs at the helicopters!
Yo mama so old, she walked into a museum and found her ex.
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When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.
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Slept like a log last night........ Woke up in the fireplace.
Q: Why did the blonde girl stare at the orange juice box?
A: The orange juice box says, "concentrate."
Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions?
I do.
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