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Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
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Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
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Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays. Happy Chuckday everyone!
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I before E except after Chuck.
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Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it for ever. Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, you need to put your head up her ass to get her perspective.
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What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line.
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Be careful never to let a blonde have a coffee break... It takes too long to retrain her afterwards!
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I looked into a blonde's eyes, but all I saw was the back of her head!
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One elf said to another elf, "We had Grandma for Christmas dinner". And the other elf said, "Really? We had turkey!"
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