Yo mama is so poor that she has to take the trash IN.
Q: Which side of a deer has the most meat?
A: The inside.
What do you get when you try to cross a pit bull with a computer?
A lot of bites.
On a pair of boxers:
Caution!
Contains nuts.
Client to designer: "It doesn't really look purple. It looks more like a mixture of red and blue."
Vote:
Your momma is so ugly when she look in the mirror it shattered.
Mission Statement: A long awkward sentence that demonstrates management's inability to think clearly.
Vote:
A young, innocent couple goes on their honeymoon.
They get naked and jump into bed, but neither knows what to do.
Eventually, they decide to rub their noses together.
After awhile, they decide to rub their toes together.
Finally, they begin to rub their hips together.
Suddenly, the man jumps up and runs to the bathroom.
After several minutes, he returns to the bedroom, looking scared.
"What happened?" asks his bride.
"I don't know," he replies, "but something curdled my urine!"
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Who held the baby octopus to ransom?
Squidnappers.
Yo Momma is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!