The dinosaurs aren't extinct.
They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.
Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
What do spiders like to order at a fast food restaurant?
Burgers and flies.
Chuck Norris can unlock a hairpin with a door.
Chuck Norris bought out the Walt Disney Company with a car-wash token.
Q: How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?
A: Inflate it.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, she can make out with a toothpick in her mouth.
Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.