Q: Whats the height of desperation?
A: A vampire sucking blood from a sanitary napkin.
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Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.
Q:Did you hear the joke about the rope?
A:Just skip it.
What's green and eats nuts?
Syphilis.
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Q: What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?
A: Polar Bond.
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Q: What do you call a cow playing with its self?
A: Beef stroganoff.
Q: Why did the students study in the airplane?
A: Because they wanted higher grades.
Texan: "Where are you from?"
Harvard Graduate: "I come from a place where we do not end sentences with prepositions."
Texan: "Okay — where are you from, jackass?"
Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."