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Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud. The passenger, Bubba, said "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a police roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!" "Don't worry, Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers then peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat." "What fer?", asked Bubba. "Just let me do the talkin', OK?," said Earl. Well, they finished their beers, threw the empties out of sight & put label on each of their foreheads. When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "You boys been drinkin'?" "No, sir," said Earl while pointing at the labels. "We're on the patch."
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has 59.31 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, cop, redneck
Knock, Knock! Who's there? D umbbell. Dumbbell who? Dumbbell doesn't work so I had to knock!
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has 59.31 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock
Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive's wife stopped by his office. When she opened the door, she found him with his secretary sitting in his lap. Without hesitating, he dictated, "...and in conclusion, gentlemen, budget cuts or no budget cuts, I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair."
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has 59.31 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Chuck Norris can sit in the shade...in an open field.
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has 59.29 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
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has 59.28 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook
A woman goes into a noisy launderette and asks the assistant to do a service wash. ‘What?!’ shouts the assistant. ‘Come again?!’ ‘No!’ shouts back the woman. ‘This time it’s mustard!’
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has 59.23 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: sex
A Yankee from Chicago and a Texan were talking. The Yankee said, "sex is so easy where I'm from we just walk up and stick it in." The Texan said, "where I'm from we stick it in and walk up."
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has 59.23 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, geography, mean, sex
Q: How can you tell if your girlfriend really likes you? A: If you stick your hand in her pants and it feels like you're feeding a horse.
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has 59.23 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, relationship, sex
Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up. Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
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has 59.23 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
What did the black kid get for Christmas? YOUR BIKE!
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has 59.22 % from 273 votes. More jokes about: black people, Christmas, kids, racist
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