When you have a man staring at a naked Playboy model, be sure that he doesn’t wonder if she knows cooking, or if she plays piano or if she has a nice personality either!
Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!
Yo' Mama is like a donkey: everybody rides the ass.
Yo' Mama is so dirty, they won't even use her bath water for waterboarding.
Yo mama so fat she was in a parallel universe.
Yo mama so fat, that when she got on the titanic, it sunk right away, and the only reason that this story is different is because the people who've told others about it were scared that she would sit on them.
The longer I stay at home, the more homeless I look.
How can you tell if a novel is homosexual? The hero always gets his man in the end.
Charles isn't in charge. Chuck is!
Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.