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What's the definition of a nervous breakdown? A chameleon on a tartan rug.
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What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson? He stank to the bottom of the pool.
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Q: How do you brainwash a blonde? A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
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When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
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Yo mama's so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them.
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Yo' mama so poor, she fills her ice trays with toilet water!
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How would you get four reindeer in a car? Two in the front and two in the back. And how do you get four polar bears in a car? Take the reindeer out first.
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What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house? The Lizard of Oz.
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A length of rope walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says "get out, we don't serve ropes in here!" The rope goes outside and cuts himself in half and ties his two sections together. Not pleased with his appearance, he takes a comb and combs out his ends. He walks back into the bar and the bartender says "hey, aren't you that rope I just kicked out?" And the rope replied "no, I'm a frayed knot."
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Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
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