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Chuck Norris doesn't vote. He elects!
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Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers. The food cooks itself out of pressure.
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Yo mama is so old that God doesn't remember her.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past. He has never made any mistakes.
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Men are like... Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
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Piranhas in the aquarium: sink your finger, lose your finger-game!
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Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
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Walker Texas Ranger wasn't an action crime drama, it was a documentary.
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Did you hear that the Post Office had to recall its series of stamps depicting famous lawyers? People were confused about which side to spit
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Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
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