Charles isn't in charge. Chuck is!
Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
Chuck Norris made the llama extinct. Never spit in his face.
That tornado damage your cow barn any? Dunno. Haven't found the durn thing yet.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam. Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you? Your calves.
Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers? She heard he was a cowpuncher-
Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone? She thought children should be seen and not herded!
What is the most important use for cowhide? To hold the cow together.
I got a tattoo of Chuck Norris on my own leg... now it won't stop roundhouse kicking me in the face.