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Yo' mama so poor, she fills her ice trays with toilet water!
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What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep? A stripey sweater.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal
Did you hear about the man who received a tip on a horse called Cigarette? He didn't have enough money tabaccer!
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What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space? Steer Wars.
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A length of rope walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says "get out, we don't serve ropes in here!" The rope goes outside and cuts himself in half and ties his two sections together. Not pleased with his appearance, he takes a comb and combs out his ends. He walks back into the bar and the bartender says "hey, aren't you that rope I just kicked out?" And the rope replied "no, I'm a frayed knot."
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: alcohol
Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: life
Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
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Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!
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Q: What game do tornadoes like to play? A: Twister.
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Q: The more you take the more you leave behind. What am I? A: footsteps
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