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Charles isn't in charge. Chuck is!
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Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
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Chuck Norris made the llama extinct. Never spit in his face.
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That tornado damage your cow barn any? Dunno. Haven't found the durn thing yet.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam. Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
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What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you? Your calves.
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Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers? She heard he was a cowpuncher-
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Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?  She thought children should be seen and not herded!
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What is the most important use for cowhide? To hold the cow together.
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I got a tattoo of Chuck Norris on my own leg... now it won't stop roundhouse kicking me in the face.
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