Q: What's a terrorists favorite American football team?
A: The New York Jets.
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Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
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A large cruise ship strikes an iceberg and slowly begins to sink. The captain declares he is going to need to remove some weight from the boat or it will surely sink. He says to be fair, and not discriminate, we will have to call out people in alphabetical order to jump off the ship. Everyone agrees this is the only fair way.
The captain then declares "All African Americans, jump overboard!"
A niglet tells his dad"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet"
The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all black people to jump overboard."
The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet"
The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we still haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all colored people to jump overboard."
The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "I said shut up son, we be niggers today!"
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How can you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
By sitting down before the last guy gets up.
I wish I could see things from your point of view, unfortunately I can't stick my head that far up my ass.
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What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
Make choking noises...
Q: Why did this woman cross the road?
A: Because I was not fast enough to hit her.
Yo mama is so ugly that she could be the poster child for birth control.
Q: What did one vegan say to the other vegan?
A: We have to stop meating like this.
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What do dinosaurs put on their floors?
Rep-tiles.