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What are the most athletic rodents? Track and field mice.
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Q: How do you find Ronald McDonald in a nudist colony? A: Look for sesame seed buns.
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When is a farmer like a magician? When he turns his cow into pasture.
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Some people have alter egos. Chuck Norris has no such thing.
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Where do steers go to dance? To the Meat Ball.
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Why couldn't the cow leave the farm? She was pasteurized.
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Yo' Mama is like a bus: she's big, she stinks, and it's only a dollar to ride.
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I took my wife's family out for biscuits and tea. They weren't very happy about having to donate blood though.
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Time travel is possible. But you must first get past Chuck Norris...
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One day a miserable toothbrush sits down and says, "Sometimes I feel I have the worst job in the world." Then the toilet paper yells, "Think again buddy!"
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