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Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to stick it out for one more year!
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Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
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When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
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If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.
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He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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In space Chuck Norris can hear your screams.
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Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam. Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
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Chuck Norris called McDonald's through the television.
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Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.
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