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What kind of sharks make good carpenters? Hammerheads.
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In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees. Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
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What do you call an unusual rabbit? A rare hare.
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Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
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For Chuch Norris, ANYTHING counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
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Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?  A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.
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A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel: “Oh, I see your attorney lost the case!” The defendant answered, “No, we won.”
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Chuck Norris went around the world... by standing still.
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A blonde complains to a brunette friend that her Internet is down. The brunette friend offers to let the blonde check her e-mail at her house. "That's OK," says the blonde. "Why don't you check it and forward me what I got?"
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What do you call a gigantic polar bear? Nothing, you just run away.
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