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Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
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You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
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If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
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Yo momma is so fat that she uses the Great Wall of China wall as a belt.
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Dear Facebook, Everytime I add a girl you ask me "Do you know her? Is she your sister?"
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If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
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Chuck Norris can break his opponents serve with an ace.
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The lawyer’s motto: a man is not guilty until he demonstrates he is out of money...
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Yo mama so poor I sat on the garbage can and she said get off from my roof.
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A blonde and brunette were watching the 6 o’clock news. The news was about a man about ready to jump off a bridge. The brunette turns to the blonde and says, ” I BET you $50 the man is going to jump.” The blonde replies, “Okay you’re on.” Sure enough, the man jumps, and the blonde gives the brunette $50. The brunette says, “I can’t accept this MONEY. I watched the 5 o’clock news and saw the man jump then.” “No, you have to take it,” says the blonde. “I watched the 5 o’clock news too, but I didn’t think he would do it again.”
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