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Why don't lobsters share? They re shellfish.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish
Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around? Dead Siri-ous.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone, technology
Q: Why did the blonde keep an empty carton of milk in the fridge? A: In case she wanted black coffee.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food, stupid
According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating? Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: beauty, celebrity, IT, phone, technology
Played a round of golf with the local course pro for some helpful tips. After playing the first hole I turned to him for some advice and all he said was "loft". So after the next 4 holes I asked him again and all he said was "loft" Now we're done with the round and I asked him why after each hole all he would ever tell me was "loft"? To which the pro relies "loft" - "Lack Of F*cking Talent"
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: sport
Mission Statement: A long awkward sentence that demonstrates management's inability to think clearly.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: communication, management, stupid
Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?" The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"
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If you really want to loosen your pectineus, you should skip the squats and let me stretch them out.
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Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists? A: The rest are hunting peckers.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: blonde, hunting
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