What kind of sharks make good carpenters? Hammerheads.
In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees. Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
What do you call an unusual rabbit? A rare hare.
Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
For Chuch Norris, ANYTHING counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up? A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.
A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel: “Oh, I see your attorney lost the case!” The defendant answered, “No, we won.”
Chuck Norris went around the world... by standing still.
A blonde complains to a brunette friend that her Internet is down. The brunette friend offers to let the blonde check her e-mail at her house. "That's OK," says the blonde. "Why don't you check it and forward me what I got?"
What do you call a gigantic polar bear? Nothing, you just run away.