Best jokes ever

Chuck Norris called McDonald's through the television.
Vote: has 61.28 % from 16 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.
Vote: has 61.28 % from 16 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Q: Why did the elves spell Christmas N-O-E? A: Because Santa had said, "No L!"
Vote: has 61.28 % from 16 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Christmas, elf, Santa
Why is there no gambling in Africa? -Too many Cheetahs!
Vote: has 61.27 % from 255 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal
Yo mama so stupid she thought that 2 quarters were the famous singer every one said wow she's so "right".
Vote: has 61.25 % from 26 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: music, stupid, Yo mama
What did the red light say to the green light? Don't look I'm changing!
Vote: has 61.25 % from 26 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: kids
Q: What did one female terrorist say to the other? A: "Does my bomb look big in this?"
Vote: has 61.25 % from 26 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black humor, terrorist, women
A race of aliens visits earth one day; they come in peace and surprisingly, they speak English. Obviously all of the heads of government and religious leaders want to speak to the aliens so they set up a meeting with our new visitors. When it's the pope's turn, he asks: "Do you know about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?" "You mean J.C?", responds the alien. "yeah we know him he's the greatest isn't he? He swings by every year to make sure that we are doing ok". Surprised, the pope follows up with "He visits every year?! It's been over 2 millenia and we're still waiting for his SECOND coming!" The alien sees that the pope has become irate at this fact and starts trying to rationalize "Maybe he likes our chocolate better than yours?" The pope retorts "Chocolates? What are you talking about? What does that have to do with anything?" The alien says "Yea, when he FIRST visited our planet we gave him a huge box of chocolates. Why? What did you guys do?"
Vote: has 61.25 % from 26 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: chocolate, christian, communication, religious, time
Yo Mama is so nasty, she made the Dead Sea, when went to swim.
Vote: has 61.25 % from 26 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy.
Vote: has 61.25 % from 26 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: fat, game, Yo mama