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Q: What did one vegan say to the other vegan? A: We have to stop meating like this.
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Yo momma is so hairy when she lifts her armpit up it looks like she's got Bigfoot in a headlock.
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How do elephants hide in the jungle? Paint their balls red and pretend they are cherries! What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys eating cherries...
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, elephant
Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already world-wide!
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What do a rattlesnake and a soft penis have in common? You can't f**k with either one.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty
What do dinosaurs put on their floors? Rep-tiles.
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At a poor-side of Athens, a kid were on the street and was playing. A cop who was crossing around that street, saw him and asked him: "What are you doing there kiddo?" "I’m playing..." "What are you playing?" "Oh, well... I collect sand, I pour some water in and I add then some poop and I’m making little weaklings!" "What kind of weaklings?" "Cops..." The cop, furious, slaps the kid and screams: "Get the hell away from here and run to your house! I never wanna see you wondering around here." For the next two days, the kid didn’t show up. The third day, the kid was on the same spot, playing. The cop, saw him again and approached the kid. "What are you doing there?" "I’m playing..." "What?" "Oh, well... I collect sand, then pour some water in and I’m making little weaklings." "Congratulations! enthusiastic said the cop. And what kind of weaklings you’re making there?" "Firefighters...!" "So, how come you’re not putting any poop on them as well?" "Cause, whenever I do, they come out cops...!"
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: cop, game, geography, kids
Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the Milky Way!
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, travel
Q: Why did this woman cross the road? A: Because I was not fast enough to hit her.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: women
A blonde, a brunet and a red head were in a competition to see who could swim 60 miles accross a river. The brunet swims 30 miles, gets a cramp and drowns. The red head swims accross 30 miles, gets bit by a shark and drowns. The blonde swims 30 miles accross, says: "I'm tired." and swims 30 miles back.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: blonde, ginger, travel
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