Chuck Norris was once in a catch 22, but he roundhouse kicked it down to to a 12 pack and literally drank his problems away.
Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? A: He was having a bad hare day!
Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movies she filled up the whole room.
Yo mamas so fat she fits on both sides of the bed.
2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
Q: What is a crowbar? A: A place were crows go to get a drink!
The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".