Q: What do men and garbage bags have in common? A: Black are bigger than white.
I wish I could see things from your point of view, unfortunately I can't stick my head that far up my ass.
Q:Where does a mexican shop for books? A: Borders
The office Christmas party is a great opportunity to catch up with people you haven't seen for 20 minutes.
Happy Father's Day to someone who knew long before me that all the boys I brought home were jerks.
Q: What did one vegan say to the other vegan? A: We have to stop meating like this.
Yo mama is so old that God doesn't remember her.
What do dinosaurs put on their floors? Rep-tiles.
Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't fit in this joke.
Q: Why did this woman cross the road? A: Because I was not fast enough to hit her.