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A man has came over to his wife in a request. She tells him to tie her to a bed and do whatever he wants. 3 hours later he is fucking hookers and watching football and porn with friend.
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has 62.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, men, sex, wife
Q: Why do some women look at blank paper? A: They like to read their rights.
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has 62.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: women
Q: Why can't black kids play in the the sandbox? A: Because the cats keep covering them up.
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has 62.62 % from 384 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people
Only 3 things that are infinite 1.Human Stupidity 2.Universe 3.WinRar Trial
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has 62.61 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: IT, stupid
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
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has 62.61 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: Santa, ugly, Yo mama
My kid and I were in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, my 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims, "Daddy, that man's wiener is a lot bigger than yours!" The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately at me. So I put my hand around my kid and told him "Well son, that's because daddy isn't aroused by men."
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has 62.61 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: age, dad, dirty
Q: Why do Jews have so big noses? A: Because the air is free.
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has 62.61 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: insulting, jewish, money, racist
What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull? A steak-out.
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal
Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
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