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Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
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Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
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Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.
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Chuck Norris knows who A is.
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
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Q: Why couldn't the witch have children? A: Her husband had a hallow weenie.
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You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right? Well he's currently making his third attempt.
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Some people wear Superman Underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear. On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.
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Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".
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