Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.
Chuck Norris knows who A is.
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
Q: Why couldn't the witch have children? A: Her husband had a hallow weenie.
You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right? Well he's currently making his third attempt.
Some people wear Superman Underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear. On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.
Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".