A man has came over to his wife in a request.
She tells him to tie her to a bed and do whatever he wants.
3 hours later he is fucking hookers and watching football and porn with friend.
Q: Why do some women look at blank paper?
A: They like to read their rights.
Q: Why can't black kids play in the the sandbox?
A: Because the cats keep covering them up.
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Only 3 things that are infinite
1.Human Stupidity
2.Universe
3.WinRar Trial
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
My kid and I were in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, my 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims, "Daddy, that man's wiener is a lot bigger than yours!"
The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately at me.
So I put my hand around my kid and told him
"Well son, that's because daddy isn't aroused by men."
Q: Why do Jews have so big noses?
A: Because the air is free.
What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull?
A steak-out.
Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
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