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No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris. But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...
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Chuck Norris updates his DNA every 5 minutes.
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Chuck Norris's favourite drink is diamond juice, which he squeezes out of raw diamonds with his bare hands.
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Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?  A: Gifted!
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Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter, he's already following you.
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Yo mama's so fat when people look at her they instantly got cancer and type two diabetes
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What's an octopuses favourite latin saying? Squid pro quo.
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Q: You know the Roman Empire, well how do you think it fell? A: Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can win a game of scrabble using only numbers.
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Wanna know how Chuck Norris grew his beard? He didn't, his beard grew him.
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