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Chuck Norris was once in a catch 22, but he roundhouse kicked it down to to a 12 pack and literally drank his problems away.
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Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? A: He was having a bad hare day!
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Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
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Yo mama so fat when she went to the movies she filled up the whole room.
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Yo mamas so fat she fits on both sides of the bed.
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2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
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Q: What is a crowbar? A: A place were crows go to get a drink!
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The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
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Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
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Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
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