Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
Two friends were having a discussion about their relatives.... "I'll never amount to anything in life..", said the one friend. "In fact, my uncle is the town drunk.." "Well...that's not too bad.", replied the other, trying to console his friend. "Where does your uncle live..?" "New York City..."
Yo mama so fat when Dracula bit her he said "1 diabete, 2 diabete, 3 diabete".
Yo Momma so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.
When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again.
When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
I challenged Chuck Norris once. He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space. Now I read the facts from Mars.
When you break a leg it is actually not your leg that is broken. It´s Chuck Norris´s leg. He owns everything including you and your pityful leg.