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All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.
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Q: Why are Christmas trees better than Men? A: Even the small ones give satisfaction.
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If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
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Chuck Norris is a hunter. But Chuck Norris does not hunt. That implies the possibility of failure.
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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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An FBI agent was interviewing a bank teller after the bank had been robbed 3 times by the same bandit: "Did you notice anything special about the man?" asks the agent. "Yes," replied the teller. "He was better dressed each time."
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Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
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How do you go about hiring a horse? Try two pairs of stilts!
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Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.
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You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
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