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Played a round of golf with the local course pro for some helpful tips. After playing the first hole I turned to him for some advice and all he said was "loft". So after the next 4 holes I asked him again and all he said was "loft" Now we're done with the round and I asked him why after each hole all he would ever tell me was "loft"? To which the pro relies "loft" - "Lack Of F*cking Talent"
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Change the coffee in the office coffee maker to decaf.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"
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Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?" The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"
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Why don't lobsters share? They re shellfish.
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Mission Statement: A long awkward sentence that demonstrates management's inability to think clearly.
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Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.
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Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.
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has 58.47 % from 219 votes. More jokes about: sex
A fish is to water as Mexican is to lawn mower.
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