Q: Why do Blondes always smile during lightning storms?
A: They think their picture is being taken.
I applied for the position of a keeper at the zoo but turns out I was not koalafied.
Two drunks were walking home along the railway tracks.
The first drunk says, "There's a hell of a lot of steps here."
The second drunk says, "I'll tell you what's worse, this handrail is bloody low down"
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Why was the Blonde's bellybutton bruised?
Her husband was a blonde too!
A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.
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Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
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Q:Where do you find a dog with no legs?
A:Right where you left him.
The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it's direction...then it rolled up into a ball.
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Lawsuit commercials for personal injury are quite common with things like accidents and medication; however they never mention Chuck Norris.
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Happy Father's Day to someone who knew long before me that all the boys I brought home were jerks.
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