Friendly reminder that Adele and Taylor Swift are the same age, yet one is pregnant and another stuck in middle school.
Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
Where does the devil go when he dies? He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
Chuck Norris has an iPhone with whole apple.
Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
The ladies say I'm like Usain Bolt in the bedroom... I usually wear a yellow and green vest.
Yo Momma so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.
Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year. In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen.
Yo mamma is like a piece of wood, flat and easy to nail.