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The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
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What kind of noise annoys an oyster? A noisy noise annoys an oyster. (Try saying that fast!)
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Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a lambrogini? A: Procupines have pricks on the outside.
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What is a dolphin's favorite TV show? Whale of fortune.
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For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
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Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
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In the beginning, God created light because Chuck allowed him to.
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What's a pet's favorite day? Saint Petrick's Day.
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What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor? Ground Beef.
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What should you call a bald teddy? Fred bear .
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