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Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
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Yo mama so ugly Lady Liberty blew her torch out so she wouldn't have to see her.
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Why don't lobsters share? They re shellfish.
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Played a round of golf with the local course pro for some helpful tips. After playing the first hole I turned to him for some advice and all he said was "loft". So after the next 4 holes I asked him again and all he said was "loft" Now we're done with the round and I asked him why after each hole all he would ever tell me was "loft"? To which the pro relies "loft" - "Lack Of F*cking Talent"
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Change the coffee in the office coffee maker to decaf.
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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?" The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"
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Client to designer: "It doesn't really look purple. It looks more like a mixture of red and blue."
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"My friend is nuts. He thinks he's Bugs Bunny. But I m positive he isn't." "How do you know he isn t?" "Because I am."
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Q: Whats the difference between a black guy and a pothole? A: You swerve around the pothole.
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has 58.49 % from 291 votes. More jokes about: black people
Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.
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