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If a hungry shark is after you, what should you feed it? Jawbreakers.
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The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.
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Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
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Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
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In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
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What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours? A hermit crab.
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The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
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What kind of noise annoys an oyster? A noisy noise annoys an oyster. (Try saying that fast!)
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Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a lambrogini? A: Procupines have pricks on the outside.
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What is a dolphin's favorite TV show? Whale of fortune.
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