According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating?
Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.
How much money did the bronco have?
Only a buck!
Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.
Q: Why did the blonde keep an empty carton of milk in the fridge?
A: In case she wanted black coffee.
Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.
What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around?
Dead Siri-ous.
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Did you hear about that music composer who commited suicide?
He didn't even leave a note.
Why don't lobsters share?
They re shellfish.
Played a round of golf with the local course pro for some helpful tips.
After playing the first hole I turned to him for some advice and all he said was "loft".
So after the next 4 holes I asked him again and all he said was "loft"
Now we're done with the round and I asked him why after each hole all he would ever tell me was "loft"?
To which the pro relies "loft" - "Lack Of F*cking Talent"
Change the coffee in the office coffee maker to decaf.
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