If a hungry shark is after you, what should you feed it? Jawbreakers.
The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.
Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours? A hermit crab.
The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
What kind of noise annoys an oyster? A noisy noise annoys an oyster. (Try saying that fast!)
Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a lambrogini? A: Procupines have pricks on the outside.
What is a dolphin's favorite TV show? Whale of fortune.