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How are skunks able to avoid danger? By using their instinks and common scents.
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What does a squid sheriff form? An octoposse.
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Q: What are the hottest days during summer? A: Sun-days
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Q: What game did the dentist play when she was a child? A: Caps and robbers
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Q:Why don't hockey players drink tea? A:Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
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What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn? A Moles Royce.
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A third old woman, full of happiness, asks her granddaughter; "My sweety, remind me please.. What’s the name of that German guy that blew my mind off...?" "Alzheimer, granny!"
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Did you hear about the man who named his horse Radish?
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Rabbit: "I got kicked out of my cage for not paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twenty-nine bunnies with her. I m all out of carrots. What should I do?" Friend: "Don't worry; be hoppy!"
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Q: What's the difference between a brown-noser and a sh*thead? A: Depth perception.
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