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Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib? A: A snowmobile!
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You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
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George was taking care of a parrot for his aunt. This parrot was a very nasty parrot. It cussed and screamed and made fun of George, so he took the parrot and put it in the freezer. The parrot kept screaming and insulting George until finally it stopped. George thought to himself, “On no! I froze my aunt’s bird to death.” He opened the door and saw the bird alive! The bird said, “I’m sorry for my behaviour and will never act up again. George said, “Why the change?” The bird answered, “Because I saw what you did to the other bird."
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If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
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Yo momma so skinny she looks like a mic stand.
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If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
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Chuck Norris can break his opponents serve with an ace.
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The longer I stay at home, the more homeless I look.
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Q: What is a turkey's favorite dessert? A: Peach gobbler.
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Chuck Norris can beat everyone. Except for 1 person. Chuck Norris.
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