How are skunks able to avoid danger?
By using their instinks and common scents.
What does a squid sheriff form?
An octoposse.
Q: What are the hottest days during summer?
A: Sun-days
Q: What game did the dentist play when she was a child?
A: Caps and robbers
Q:Why don't hockey players drink tea?
A:Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?
A Moles Royce.
A third old woman, full of happiness, asks her granddaughter; "My sweety, remind me please.. What’s the name of that German guy that blew my mind off...?"
"Alzheimer, granny!"
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Did you hear about the man who named his horse Radish?
Rabbit: "I got kicked out of my cage for not paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twenty-nine bunnies with her. I m all out of carrots. What should I do?"
Friend: "Don't worry; be hoppy!"
Q: What's the difference between a brown-noser and a sh*thead?
A: Depth perception.
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