Q: Why did the unemployed man get excited while looking through his Bible?
A: He thought he saw a job.
Did you hear about the homosexual electron?
Went around blowing fuses.
Dad: What is the opposite of ladyfingers?
The family: No idea
Dad: Mentos
Why do so many gays have mustaches?
To hide the stretch marks.
If the sea was weed and i was a duck i'd swim my way down and smoke my way up, but the sea ain't weed and i'm not a duck so pass me the bong and shut the fuck up
Q: Why do blondes need to have orgasms?
A: So they know when to stop having sex.
Would you take a bullet for the last person you had sex with?
Anything for the family.
Q: What does the zero say to the the eight?
A: Nice belt!
Q: What do you call a gay drive by?
A: "a fruit roll up."
What kind of food do maths teachers eat? Square meals!