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A guy picks up a pr*stitute and proceeds to spend a couple of hours with her at a seedy motel. A few days later, he finds that he has caught crabs. He chases down the prostitute and says, "hey bitch, you gave me crabs". She replies, "what'd you expect for ten bucks? Lobster?"
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A social worker is facing a mugger with a gun. "Your money or your life!" says the mugger. "I'm sorry," the social worker answers, "I am a social worker, so I have no money and no life."
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What's the last thing that went through Princess Diana's mind? The dashboard.
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What does Pontiac stand for? Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac!
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A man came up with a new invention, a vibrating tampon. That way a woman can be at her best when she is at her worst.
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Q: What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa? A: A good start.
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Q. What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? A. Fucks Funny!
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Q: Whats the difference between a black guy and a pothole? A: You swerve around the pothole.
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Mummy, mummy, why is daddy swaying in the backyard? Shut up, and give me more bullets.
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Q. What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes? A. Goes-in-tight!
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