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Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Why didn't the husband change the baby for a week? Because the text on the nappies package said "18-40 lbs".
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: baby, husband, men
Q: What do Captain Kirk and toilet paper have in common? A: They both wipe out klingons.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: life
Q: Why did the referee stop the leper hockey game? A: There was a face-off in the corner.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
In some quarters, bookstores may be considered dinosaurs, but odd customers are evergreen, as these requests to bookstore clerks prove. "Can you tell me who the author of Shakespeare is?" "I'm looking for a book, but I only know the title, not the author. It's called Dante's Inferno." "I definitely don't want nonfiction. I like autobiographies and history." "Do you have Shakespeare in English?"
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has 56.76 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: business, communication, customer service, dinosaur, stupid
There was a boy watching tv with his parents. A sex scene comes on. The boy asks what the people are doing. The mom said "they were just making a cake." The boy goes"oh yea, I saw u and daddy making a cake yesterday and I Licked up all the icing."
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Three men walk into a bar. The barman tells them, "If you can sit in my basement for a day, I'll give you free beer forever." The first man walks out after five minutes and says, "It's impossible, you got a swarm of flies in there." So the second man tries his luck, but can't take more than an hour. Finally, the third man goes down. When he returns a day later, the others ask him how he did it. He says, "Easy! I took a dump in one corner and sat in the other corner!"
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has 56.75 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, beer, disgusting
Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.
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has 56.75 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
An elderly couple met for a romp in the broom closet at the nursing home. They undressed and were about to screw, The woman decided to warn the man of her heart condition. "I should tell you, I have acute angina" she said. The man replied, "thats good because you have the ugliest breasts I ever seen!"
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has 56.73 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: sex
I never drink water… fish f**k in it.
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has 56.68 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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