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A third old woman, full of happiness, asks her granddaughter; "My sweety, remind me please.. What’s the name of that German guy that blew my mind off...?" "Alzheimer, granny!"
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: old people
Q: What's the difference between a brown-noser and a sh*thead? A: Depth perception.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
A lady calls the police to report her husband is missing. The police arrive and ask for a description. She tells them he's 6 foot 2 inches tall, blonde wavy hair and has a smile that makes everybody love him. The police then go to the next door neighbor to verify this report and the lady next door tells the police, "You can't believe her. He's 5 foot 4 inches tall, has no hair and he wears a perpetual frown on his face." The neighbor then goes and asks the lady why she gave the police such a false report. She replies, "Just because I reported him missing, doesn't mean I wanted him back!"
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: cop, love, men
Yo' Mama is so flat, pirates can't wait to get their hands her a sunken chest.
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What do you call a bent iPhone 6 plus? A dead wringer.
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Two snakes were crawling along when one snake asked the other, "Are we poisonous?" The other replied, "You're darn right we are! We're rattlesnakes. Why do you ask?" To which the first replied, "Because I just bit my tongue"
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If you think you have shitty job, what if you were toilet paper!
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Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
My New Years resolution is 1080p.
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Teacher: "What is seven Q plus three Q?" Student: " Ten Q"Teacher: "You're Welcome."
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: school
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