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„And, Johnny? How did your school report turn out?" asks mother. „Come on mom, the most important thing is that I'm healthy!"
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Q. How do men define a long-term relationship? A. A second date.
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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a taxi cab? A: You have to pay to ride in a taxi cab.
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Why is the position 69 like driving car in a rush hour traffic? Cause asshole is always in front of you.
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Q: Whats the difference between a black guy and a pothole? A: You swerve around the pothole.
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Yo mama so hairy when she went to space the aliens thought she was chubacco.
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Q: Why do all Iraqi soldiers carry a piece of sandpaper? A: They need a map....
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Mr. Smith's wife has been in a coma for four months. The nurses have come to realise that she moves every time they wash her crotch area. The doctors think hard about this. They bring in Mr. Smith and say that they have a good idea. Perhaps if he practices oral sex with her she will wake out of the coma. Mr. Smith would do anything so he asks for some privacy. He soon rushes out saying: "I think she's choking!"
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Q: What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common? A: One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.
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Question: Why do men die before their wives? Answer: Because they want to.
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