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Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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A man walks into a bar with a alligator. He says to the bartender, ‘Do you serve lawyers here?’ ‘Sure do,’ replies the bartender. ‘Good,’ says the man. ‘Give me a beer, and a lawyer for my ’gator.’
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What a cannibal say to its victim? Nice to meat you.
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"What are you doing there?" "I'm making something." "What are you making?" "A bomb." "Can I help?" "Impossible. It's a nuclear one..."
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Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
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What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs.
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An old lady was considering buying a squirrel fur coat. "But will it be all right in the rain?" she asked anxiously. "Oh certainly, ma am," said the manager smoothly. "After all, you've never seen a squirrel with an umbrella have you?"
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Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
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People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard. They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.
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Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
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