Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
A man walks into a bar with a alligator. He says to the bartender, ‘Do you serve lawyers here?’ ‘Sure do,’ replies the bartender. ‘Good,’ says the man. ‘Give me a beer, and a lawyer for my ’gator.’
What a cannibal say to its victim? Nice to meat you.
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"What are you doing there?" "I'm making something." "What are you making?" "A bomb." "Can I help?" "Impossible. It's a nuclear one..."
Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs.
An old lady was considering buying a squirrel fur coat. "But will it be all right in the rain?" she asked anxiously. "Oh certainly, ma am," said the manager smoothly. "After all, you've never seen a squirrel with an umbrella have you?"
Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard. They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.
Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.