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Yo Mama so old... When she ran the 100 meter dash, they timed yo mama with a sundial.
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Why are rabbits never gold? How would you tell them apart from goldfish?
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Q: What is height of Honesty? A: A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
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A wife to her husband: "Honey, what are you doing?" "I'm reading our marriage certificate." "What for?" "I'm looking for the expiry date..."
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Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother? For smoking in bed.
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Did you hear about the snobby cow? She thought she was a cutlet above the rest.
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What did the calf say to the silo? "Is my fodder in there?"
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Q:Why don't hockey players drink tea? A:Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
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There were three guys manhers, shaup and shed. They went for a drive, shed wanted to go to the store to pick up snacks for the ride. So shed went in the store. Twenty minutes passes they were getting impatient so manhers went in what's taking him so long. Minutes later a police officer went to him and asked his name he replied "shaup!" Police officer was startled what he said. Police said "where's your manners boy!". Shaup replied to the officer "he's inside picking up shed*
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Q: What are the hottest days during summer? A: Sun-days
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