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Boy will be boys but one day all girls will be women.
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Men call us birds, is that because of all the worms we pick up?
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Chuck Norris digs up gold - from silver linings.
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Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
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Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
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"I’m in a big trouble!" "Why is that?" "I saw a mouse in my house!" "Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap." "I don’t have one." "Well then, buy one." "Can’t afford one." "I can give you mine if you want." "That sounds good." "All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap." "I don’t have any cheese." "Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap." "I don’t have oil." "Well, then put only a small piece of bread." "I don’t have bread." "Then what is the mouse doing at your house?"
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Q: What is fast and crunchy? A: A rocket chip.
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I hear you take milk baths. That's right. Why? I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.
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"Did you hear about the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the cow pasture?" "No." "Did he hurt the cows?" "No, he just grazed them."
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What happens when the cows refuse to be milked? Udder chaos.
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