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Q: What do you get if you cross a fridge and a hipster playlist? A: Cool music!
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When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons. None of it is his own.
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What happens when the cows refuse to be milked? Udder chaos.
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Boy will be boys but one day all girls will be women.
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Q: What do lipstick and mascara do when they get in a fight? A: They make up.
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Q: If Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton participated in a spelling contest, who would win? A: Dan Quayle. He's the only one who knows that "harass" is one word.
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"Did you hear about the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the cow pasture?" "No." "Did he hurt the cows?" "No, he just grazed them."
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Q: What do you call a group financial controller who's lost his job? A: Bob.
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Q: What do Captain Kirk and toilet paper have in common? A: They both wipe out klingons.
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Your mama so fat she climbed up hill and fell back down.
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