What concert costs only 45 cents?
50cent featuring Nickelback.
Q: Why did the unemployed man get excited while looking through his Bible?
A: He thought he saw a job.
There are an older brother and a younger sister.
The sister went to the bathroom while the brother was in the bathroom.
The sister asks the brother if she could play with his dick and he says yeah.
A few weeks later there was a big storm and the sister goes to the brother's room and asked the brother if she could play with Mr.Cuddles he says no.
Then the sister said that she would tell on him so a little pissed of he says yes.
After a while, the parents hear a scream.
They rush to the brother's room and asks the sister what happened she said "Mr.Cuddles spat on me so I bit his head off."
What has 100 teeth and eats weiners?
A zipper!
A couple came upon a wishing well.
The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled and said, “It really works!”
Did you hear about the homosexual electron?
Went around blowing fuses.
Dad: What is the opposite of ladyfingers?
The family: No idea
Dad: Mentos
Genuine advert. In New York Newspaper
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannia.
45 volumes.
Excellent condition.
$1,000 or best offer.
No longer needed.
Got married last weekend. Wife knows f**king everything.
Why do so many gays have mustaches?
To hide the stretch marks.
Q: Why do blondes need to have orgasms?
A: So they know when to stop having sex.