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If you think you have shitty job, what if you were toilet paper!
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30 degrees... It was so cold out today that even the lawyers had their hands in their own pockets.
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Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.
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What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster? A cock that stays up all night.
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Question: Why does Tigger smell? Answer: You'd smell too if you played with Pooh all day!
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My New Years resolution is 1080p.
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What do you call a bent iPhone 6 plus? A dead wringer.
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Yo momma's so fat... They mistake her for a country.
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An Aggie and a Longhorn had just bought a ranch together, so they were driving the fence line to check everything out when they came upon a goat with his head stuck in a fence. So the Longhorn gets out of the truck, looks around, and then starts screwing the goat. He gets finished, takes a step back, ands asks the Aggie, "Hey, you want a piece of this?" The Aggie says, ´"Yeah, but do I have to stick my head in the fence?"
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Yo mama is so dark that that she can leave fingerprints on carbon.
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