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Why do men like masturbation? It's sex with someone they love.
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What animals do you bring to bed? Your calves.
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Q:Why don't hockey players drink tea? A:Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
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Chuck Norris actually died a while back. Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, her mouth is like an Almond Joy bar full of nuts.
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What do you call a gigantic polar bear? Nothing, you just run away.
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What does a squid sheriff form? An octoposse.
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A third old woman, full of happiness, asks her granddaughter; "My sweety, remind me please.. What’s the name of that German guy that blew my mind off...?" "Alzheimer, granny!"
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What book did the rabbit take on vacation? One with a hoppy ending.
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What do you call an affectionate rabbit? A tender, loving hare.
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