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Q: What are the hottest days during summer? A: Sun-days
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Why do men like masturbation? It's sex with someone they love.
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How are skunks able to avoid danger? By using their instinks and common scents.
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Q:Why don't hockey players drink tea? A:Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
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Chuck Norris actually died a while back. Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
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What do you call a gigantic polar bear? Nothing, you just run away.
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What are the most athletic rodents? Track and field mice.
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A third old woman, full of happiness, asks her granddaughter; "My sweety, remind me please.. What’s the name of that German guy that blew my mind off...?" "Alzheimer, granny!"
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Q: What's the difference between a brown-noser and a sh*thead? A: Depth perception.
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Why are rabbits never gold? How would you tell them apart from goldfish?
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