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What South American dance do cows like to do? The Rump-a.
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Chuck Norris once strangled a man with the mans own eyelash.
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Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
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Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
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Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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A man walks into a bar with a alligator. He says to the bartender, ‘Do you serve lawyers here?’ ‘Sure do,’ replies the bartender. ‘Good,’ says the man. ‘Give me a beer, and a lawyer for my ’gator.’
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What a cannibal say to its victim? Nice to meat you.
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"What are you doing there?" "I'm making something." "What are you making?" "A bomb." "Can I help?" "Impossible. It's a nuclear one..."
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Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
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