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Why do men like masturbation? It's sex with someone they love.
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Two skunks were being chased by a bear. As the bear got closer, one of the skunks said "Whatever shall we do?" "Let us spray!" replied the other.
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Q:Why don't hockey players drink tea? A:Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
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Yo mama's so fat when people look at her they instantly got cancer and type two diabetes
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Chuck Norris actually died a while back. Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
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Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares.
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A third old woman, full of happiness, asks her granddaughter; "My sweety, remind me please.. What’s the name of that German guy that blew my mind off...?" "Alzheimer, granny!"
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What are the most athletic rodents? Track and field mice.
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What do you call a gigantic polar bear? Nothing, you just run away.
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When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train? When it's on the train.
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