Why do men like masturbation?
It's sex with someone they love.
What animals do you bring to bed?
Your calves.
Q:Why don't hockey players drink tea?
A:Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
Chuck Norris actually died a while back.
Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, her mouth is like an Almond Joy bar full of nuts.
What do you call a gigantic polar bear?
Nothing, you just run away.
What does a squid sheriff form?
An octoposse.
A third old woman, full of happiness, asks her granddaughter; "My sweety, remind me please.. What’s the name of that German guy that blew my mind off...?"
"Alzheimer, granny!"
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What book did the rabbit take on vacation?
One with a hoppy ending.
What do you call an affectionate rabbit?
A tender, loving hare.