Q: What are the hottest days during summer?
A: Sun-days
Why do men like masturbation?
It's sex with someone they love.
How are skunks able to avoid danger?
By using their instinks and common scents.
Q:Why don't hockey players drink tea?
A:Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
Chuck Norris actually died a while back.
Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
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What do you call a gigantic polar bear?
Nothing, you just run away.
What are the most athletic rodents?
Track and field mice.
A third old woman, full of happiness, asks her granddaughter; "My sweety, remind me please.. What’s the name of that German guy that blew my mind off...?"
"Alzheimer, granny!"
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Q: What's the difference between a brown-noser and a sh*thead?
A: Depth perception.
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Why are rabbits never gold?
How would you tell them apart from goldfish?