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What’s the difference between a sex night with the husband and one with the truelove? About a half an hour...
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Why shouldn't white people go swimming? Because crackers get soggy when wet.
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Good News: A busload of lawyers ran off a cliff. The bus was destroyed and there were no survivors. Bad News: There were three empty seats.
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If guys had they periods, they would compare the size of their tampons.
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Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
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Q:What did the polar bear say when they saw tourists in sleeping bags? A:Mmmm, sandwiches!
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Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles? A: They can't get their heads in the jars.
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It was mealtime during a flight on Blonde Airlines. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "What are my choices?" John asked. "Yes or no," she replied.
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What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache? A bad mood.
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It takes courage to say YES at the altar. It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
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