What’s the difference between a sex night with the husband and one with the truelove? About a half an hour...
Why shouldn't white people go swimming? Because crackers get soggy when wet.
Good News: A busload of lawyers ran off a cliff. The bus was destroyed and there were no survivors. Bad News: There were three empty seats.
If guys had they periods, they would compare the size of their tampons.
Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
Q:What did the polar bear say when they saw tourists in sleeping bags? A:Mmmm, sandwiches!
Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles? A: They can't get their heads in the jars.
It was mealtime during a flight on Blonde Airlines. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "What are my choices?" John asked. "Yes or no," she replied.
What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache? A bad mood.
It takes courage to say YES at the altar. It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.