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Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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Q: Who did little Johnny see when he snuck into the church late one night? A: Pastor Bedtime.
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When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
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Yo mama so fat when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple.
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The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
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Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
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5 stages of being single: denial, anger, bargaining, depression, texting your ex something random then going like "sorry wrong message".
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Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
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J: What did Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving day? A: TWERKY!
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What do you call ten million black people jumping out of a plane? Night time.
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