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‘A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.’ Bob Hope
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"Did you hear about the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the cow pasture?" "No." "Did he hurt the cows?" "No, he just grazed them."
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What is the noisiest game? Squash – because you can’t play it without raising a racquet!
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I hear you take milk baths. That's right. Why? I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.
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What's the best thing about a Siamese twin baby? Threesomes.
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-How is Ruth? -Not sure. I broke up with her last month. -Oh no. You're so Ruthless. -And how long have you been waiting to use that? -I'd rather not say.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: life
Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.
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Men call us birds, is that because of all the worms we pick up?
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Your mother is so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!
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Q: What do Captain Kirk and toilet paper have in common? A: They both wipe out klingons.
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