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Q: What do parsley and pubic hair have in common? A: You push them both aside when you eat.
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What happens when the cows refuse to be milked? Udder chaos.
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A lady went to see a tarot reader woman who'll predict her future: Lady, I'm sorry to inform you that your husband will die in the near future. Don't tell me things that I already know, tell me if there would be an investigation!
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What's the best thing about a Siamese twin baby? Threesomes.
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-How is Ruth? -Not sure. I broke up with her last month. -Oh no. You're so Ruthless. -And how long have you been waiting to use that? -I'd rather not say.
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Yo mama so fat her chairs are buildings.
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Q: What do Captain Kirk and toilet paper have in common? A: They both wipe out klingons.
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Your mother is so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!
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How do you know when you re eating rabbit stew? When it has hares in it.
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Q. Why did Mrs. Smokey the Bear divorce Smokey the Bear? A. Because every time she got hot, he d beat her with a shovel!
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