Somebody said that Chuck sucks, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...
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Q: If Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton participated in a spelling contest, who would win?
A: Dan Quayle. He's the only one who knows that "harass" is one word.
Mike: "Hey Joe. My girl friend always gets offended whenever I tell her jokes about bald people."
Joe: "Is your girl friend bald?"
Mike: "No. She"s a blonde."
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Q: What do Captain Kirk and toilet paper have in common?
A: They both wipe out klingons.
The party only starts when Chuck Norris walks in.
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Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon with a Nokia 3310.
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Q: How do you know when it's bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?
A: The big hand touches the little one.
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Why wasn't Jesus born in Tennessee?
They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin...
Q: What is Father Christmas's tax status?
A: Elf-employed.
Q: What did the prick say to the balls?
A: You guys hang around here while I go inside!