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Q: What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework? A: A firequaker!
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has 56.23 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: bird, duck
An atheist buys an Ancient Roman Catholic lamp at an auction, takes it home, and begins to polish it. Suddenly, a genie appears, and says, "I'll grant you three wishes, Master." The atheist says, "I wish I could believe in you." The genie snaps his fingers, and suddenly the atheist believes in him. The atheist says, "Wow. I wish all atheists would believe this." The genie snaps his fingers again, and suddenly atheists all over the world begin to believe in genies. "What about your third wish?" asks the genie. "Well," says the atheist, "I wish for a billion dollars." The genie snaps his fingers for a third time, but nothing happens. "What's wrong?" asks the atheist. The genie shrugs and says, "Just because you believe in me, doesn't necessarily mean that I really exist."
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has 56.23 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: atheist, genie, money
Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: I don't know, I just like to hear them scream. Q: How do you get them out? A: Chips.
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has 56.22 % from 168 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Two sperms. The first one asked the second "How much time we need to reach the womb?" The second one answered "To much time left... We are in the stomach now."
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has 56.22 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, sex, time
Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
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has 56.22 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
What did Zimbabweans have before candles? Electricity.
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has 56.22 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: racist
This guy said send me a naked pic, so I sent him a picture of my kitty. She's not wearing any clothes.
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has 56.22 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: dirty, kitty
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? Zero.
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has 56.20 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: food, racist
Q: Why do Soviet soldiers always miss? A: They have terrible Marxmanship.
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has 56.20 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, management, war
What concert costs only 45 cents? 50cent featuring Nickelback.
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has 56.20 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: music
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