Somebody said that Chuck sucks, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...
Q: If Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton participated in a spelling contest, who would win? A: Dan Quayle. He's the only one who knows that "harass" is one word.
Mike: "Hey Joe. My girl friend always gets offended whenever I tell her jokes about bald people." Joe: "Is your girl friend bald?" Mike: "No. She"s a blonde."
Q: What do Captain Kirk and toilet paper have in common? A: They both wipe out klingons.
The party only starts when Chuck Norris walks in.
Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon with a Nokia 3310.
Q: How do you know when it's bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? A: The big hand touches the little one.
Why wasn't Jesus born in Tennessee? They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin...
Q: What is Father Christmas's tax status? A: Elf-employed.
Q: What did the prick say to the balls? A: You guys hang around here while I go inside!