Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.
Q: What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath? A: Stinkerbell!
Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Q: Why did the boy come first in the 100 metre sprint? A: He had athlete's foot.
What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs.
Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.