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Yo Mama so old... She sat in front of Jesus in 1st grade.
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What's the best thing about a Siamese twin baby? Threesomes.
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-How is Ruth? -Not sure. I broke up with her last month. -Oh no. You're so Ruthless. -And how long have you been waiting to use that? -I'd rather not say.
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Q: What do builders use to make websites? A: Com.crete.
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I hear you take milk baths. That's right. Why? I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.
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Q: If Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton participated in a spelling contest, who would win? A: Dan Quayle. He's the only one who knows that "harass" is one word.
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Your mama so fat she climbed up hill and fell back down.
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Q: What do Captain Kirk and toilet paper have in common? A: They both wipe out klingons.
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Q: Why did the referee stop the leper hockey game? A: There was a face-off in the corner.
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Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang while she was ironing!
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