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Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
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Scientists called it a big bang, Chuck Norris called it an alarm clock.
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Sometimes I wonder if I'm pregnant and then I realize I would have to be like 19 months pregnant.
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How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood? When his hand caught fire.
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What do u call a Mexican getting baptized? Bean dip.
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has 55.79 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Don't let worry kill you - let the church help.
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has 55.78 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: atheist, church, death
Whats the difference between Paris Hilton and a bowling ball? You can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
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has 55.78 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower. The other 2% have never been to prison.
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has 55.76 % from 188 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, sex
Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
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has 55.72 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? A: Sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
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