Yo Mama so old...
She sat in front of Jesus in 1st grade.
What's the best thing about a Siamese twin baby?
Threesomes.
Vote:
-How is Ruth?
-Not sure. I broke up with her last month.
-Oh no. You're so Ruthless.
-And how long have you been waiting to use that?
-I'd rather not say.
Q: What do builders use to make websites?
A: Com.crete.
Vote:
I hear you take milk baths.
That's right.
Why?
I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.
Q: If Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton participated in a spelling contest, who would win?
A: Dan Quayle. He's the only one who knows that "harass" is one word.
Your mama so fat she climbed up hill and fell back down.
Q: What do Captain Kirk and toilet paper have in common?
A: They both wipe out klingons.
Q: Why did the referee stop the leper hockey game?
A: There was a face-off in the corner.
Vote:
Why did the blonde burn her ear?
The phone rang while she was ironing!