Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
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Scientists called it a big bang, Chuck Norris called it an alarm clock.
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Sometimes I wonder if I'm pregnant and then I realize I would have to be like 19 months pregnant.
How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
When his hand caught fire.
What do u call a Mexican getting baptized?
Bean dip.
Don't let worry kill you - let the church help.
Whats the difference between Paris Hilton and a bowling ball?
You can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower.
The other 2% have never been to prison.
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Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
A: Sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.