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Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear? A: "Thanks for the refill!"
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Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
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A 97 year old man goes in the insurance and says to the insurer: “Hello my son. I want to have a life insurance policy.” Perplexed by the old man, the insurer asks: “Sorry for the indiscretion, but why do you want to make life insurance?” “You know my son I will travel with my father in Europe.” Even more perplexed the insurer, asks: "Again, sorry, but how old is your father?” “127. ” “127? And what will you do in Europe?” He answers: “We will go to the wedding of my grandfather.” Even more shocked the insurer asks: “And how old is your grandfather?” “He is … Oh, 150.” And the insurer ready to hear everything now, asks: “Oh well, how come your grandfather wants to get married at this age?” “Bullshit, you know his parents are pressing him!”
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Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
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What's a moo hoo for grazing school? Grass class.
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The ladies say I'm like Usain Bolt in the bedroom... I usually wear a yellow and green vest.
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How do you shoot a great white shark? Hold his nose until he turns blue and then you shoot him with a blue shark spear gun.
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Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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Chuck Norris bunked school one day. Till today that day is known as Sunday.
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Are you a mum? I am not a dad! Maybe you could help me with that!
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