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Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
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When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
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What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny.
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He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam. Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
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Usain Bolt is so fast I saw a Cheetah giving him a High 5.
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A skeleton walked into a bar and asked for a beer...and a mop.
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Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower. The other 2% have never been to prison.
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Little Johnny comes home from his first day of school. His mother asks, "What did you learn in school today?" Little Johnny replies, "Not much. They want me back tomorrow.
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