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What are two things a black man can't get in a fist fight. A black eye, and a swollen lip.
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There are only two kinds of computer. The latest model, and the obsolete.
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If you want to lose weight, it is not so difficult as it seems. You only have to leave out the third breakfast, the fourth lunch and the fifth dinner.
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‘A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.’ Bob Hope
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What's the best thing about a Siamese twin baby? Threesomes.
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-How is Ruth? -Not sure. I broke up with her last month. -Oh no. You're so Ruthless. -And how long have you been waiting to use that? -I'd rather not say.
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Your mother is so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!
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The party only starts when Chuck Norris walks in.
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Why is the Apple still reporting record profits from iPhone sales? Because iPhone users are just as oblivious to the looming recession as they are to the people around them.
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Q: What do Captain Kirk and toilet paper have in common? A: They both wipe out klingons.
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