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A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel on his penis. The bartender says to him, "You know you've got a ship's wheel on your penis?" And the pirate says, "Argh, I know. It drives me nuts."
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Knock, Knock! Who's there? D umbbell. Dumbbell who? Dumbbell doesn't work so I had to knock!
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What do Gary Glitter and Napalm have in common? Both can strip the clothes off a small Vietnamese child in under two seconds.
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Question: How can you tell if your wife is dead? Answer: The sex will be the same but the dishes will pile up.
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What kind of bees make milk? Boo-Bees!
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Why is the position 69 like driving car in a rush hour traffic? Cause asshole is always in front of you.
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Q: Whats the difference between a black guy and a pothole? A: You swerve around the pothole.
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Q: Why does California have so many destructive earthquakes and Alabama has black people? A: California got first pick.
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Yo mama so hairy when she went to space the aliens thought she was chubacco.
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How do you make a snooker table laugh. Put your hands in its pocket and tickle its balls.
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