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‘A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.’ Bob Hope
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What is the noisiest game? Squash – because you can’t play it without raising a racquet!
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Q: What do parsley and pubic hair have in common? A: You push them both aside when you eat.
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What happens when a cow stops shaving? It grows a Moostache.
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I hear you take milk baths. That's right. Why? I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.
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Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.
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Yo mama so fat her chairs are buildings.
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What's the best thing about a Siamese twin baby? Threesomes.
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-How is Ruth? -Not sure. I broke up with her last month. -Oh no. You're so Ruthless. -And how long have you been waiting to use that? -I'd rather not say.
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Q: Why did the referee stop the leper hockey game? A: There was a face-off in the corner.
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