Yo mama so poor when i went to her house and picked up a paper plate she yelled "Not my good china!"
Billionaire Richard Branson has withdrawn from a sponsorship deal of Chesterfield Football Club.
He stated that 'he couldnt have the name VIRGIN on the teams shirts ... when they get fucked every week !'
Q: What are three things you can't give a black person?
A: A black eye, a fat lip and a job.
Vote:
"My wife and I always compromise, I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me."
Why did the computer get cold?
Because it forgot to close windows.
Would you like to hear a construction joke?
[Yes]
Well I'm still working on it.
Q: What was the one thing Hitler did well?
A: Kill himself.
Q: Why did the mathbook kill himself?
A: Because nobody understood him.
A woman gives birth to a baby, and afterwards, the doctor comes in and he says, "I have to tell you something about your baby."
The woman sits up in bed and says, "What's wrong with my baby doctor? What's wrong?"
The doctor says, "Well, now, nothing's wrong, exactly, but your baby is a little bit different. Your baby is a hermaphrodite."
The woman is confused. "A hermaphrodite..... what's that?"
The doctor replies, "Well, it means your baby has the.......er......features....of a male and a female."
The woman turns pale. She says, "Oh MY GOD! you mean it has a penis..... AND a brain.
What's a difference between a blond and a mosquito?
once you smack a mosquito it stops sucking