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What is the noisiest game? Squash – because you can’t play it without raising a racquet!
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Q: What do parsley and pubic hair have in common? A: You push them both aside when you eat.
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Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.
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Why is the Apple still reporting record profits from iPhone sales? Because iPhone users are just as oblivious to the looming recession as they are to the people around them.
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What's the best thing about a Siamese twin baby? Threesomes.
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-How is Ruth? -Not sure. I broke up with her last month. -Oh no. You're so Ruthless. -And how long have you been waiting to use that? -I'd rather not say.
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Your mother is so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!
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Q: What do Captain Kirk and toilet paper have in common? A: They both wipe out klingons.
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Q. Why did Mrs. Smokey the Bear divorce Smokey the Bear? A. Because every time she got hot, he d beat her with a shovel!
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Yo mamma so stupid she brought a spoon to a super bowl and the fat one brought a bowl.
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