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What does Pontiac stand for? Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac!
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Jane was sitting in anatomy class on day when her teacher asked her a question. He inquired, “What grows to 10 times its original size when excited?” Jane blushed and said that she didn't know. Jimmy raised his hand and said, “I know! The pupil of the eye.” The teacher replied, “Yes, very good Jimmy.” The the teacher turned to Jane and said, “Jane I have three things to say to you: One -- you have a very dirty mind. Two -- you haven't been studying hard enough. And three -- you're going to be very disappointed!”
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There is a 3 story apartment building with 1 apartment on each floor. A white family lives on the top floor. A mexican family lives on the second floor. A nigger family lives on the botom floor. At 2:00 PM in the afternoon a terrrible tornado hits the building, totally destroying it. Which family lived? The White family, because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.
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Q: What's the best thing about a blowjob from an Ethiopian? A: You know they'll swallow.
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I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.
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Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
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Chuck Norris' feet are so fast, he can kick you in the past.
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Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
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Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a security system. Chuck Norris is a security system.
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