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Q: What's brown and white and flies all over? A: Thanksgiving turkey, when you carve it with a chainsaw!
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The Reapers in the Mass Effect series were actually Chuck Norris' baby toys.
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Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
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The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.
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Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
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Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
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These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success. Finally they came up with a foolproof plan. (emphasis on fool) They got themselves a very authentic cow moose costume and learned the mating call of a cow moose. The plan was to hide in the costume, lure in the bull, then come out of the costume and shoot the bull. So, they set themselves up on the edge of a clearing, in their costume, and began to give the moose love call. Before too long their call was answered by bull in the forest. They called again, the bull answered closer to them. They called again, The bull answered, and came crashing out of the forest and into the clearing. As the bulls' pounding hoof beats got closer the guy in front said, "OK, lets get out and get him"! After a moment, that seemed like an eternity, the guy in the back shouts - "THE ZIPPER IS STUCK, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO!?!" The front guy says, "Well, I'm gonna start nibbling grass, but you better start to "brace yourself!"
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Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
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In the beginning, God created light because Chuck allowed him to.
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What kind of money do polar bears use? Ice lolly.
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