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What's the best thing about a Siamese twin baby? Threesomes.
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-How is Ruth? -Not sure. I broke up with her last month. -Oh no. You're so Ruthless. -And how long have you been waiting to use that? -I'd rather not say.
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Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.
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What happens when a cow stops shaving? It grows a Moostache.
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Q: If Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton participated in a spelling contest, who would win? A: Dan Quayle. He's the only one who knows that "harass" is one word.
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Why is the Apple still reporting record profits from iPhone sales? Because iPhone users are just as oblivious to the looming recession as they are to the people around them.
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Q: What do Captain Kirk and toilet paper have in common? A: They both wipe out klingons.
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Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
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Chuck Norris never reads the News – because Chuck Norris IS the News.
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Q. Why did Mrs. Smokey the Bear divorce Smokey the Bear? A. Because every time she got hot, he d beat her with a shovel!
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