Yo mama so poor when i went to her house and picked up a paper plate she yelled "Not my good china!"
"My wife and I always compromise, I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me."
Would you like to hear a construction joke?
[Yes]
Well I'm still working on it.
Why did the computer get cold?
Because it forgot to close windows.
I don't understand why everyone hates black people so much.
Black people are great!
Everyone should own one!
Vote:
Q: Why do Jews have so big noses?
A: Because the air is free.
What do u call a Mexican getting baptized?
Bean dip.
Why are there no mexicans on star trek?
They don't work in the future either.
Q: Why did the mathbook kill himself?
A: Because nobody understood him.
I just had an argument with a girl I know.
She was saying how that it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut.
So in response, I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key.
But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock.
That shut her up.