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Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
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A patient comes to a doctor, who asks him: - Do you smoke? - No. - Do you drink? - No. - Do you eat fast food? - No. - Don't worry, I'll find something anyways...
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she gave your kids a "Yo' Grandmama Is So Stupid" joke book.
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Yo Mama so old... She's got the first autographed Koran.
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Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, when the waiter brought out her strip steak, she asked where to tuck the dollar bills.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.
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Yo momma so fat when she saw a bus she said come back Twinkie.
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Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant’s toes? A: Slow clowns.
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Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
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