Whats the difference between Paris Hilton and a bowling ball?
You can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball! 
Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
A: Sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
Teacher: "What does a duck say?"
Jenny: "Quack Quack"
Teacher: "What does a cow say?"
Madison: "Moo"
Teacher: "What does a pig say?"
Little Johnny: "A pig says *holds up gun* get on the wall, you motherfucker!"
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Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a trampoline?
A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
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Little cowboy runs into a Bar shouting angerly "WHO's the lousy varmint that painted my horse green?"
A big cowboy sidles up to him and says "I DID.. want to complain to me?"
"No," says the little guy "just wanted you to know that the first coat is dry!"
When Chuck Norris went to the beach, he gave the ocean a bath.
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This guy said send me a naked pic, so I sent him a picture of my kitty.
She's not wearing any clothes.
First Kangaroo: If you were surrounded by 30 lions, 25 elephants and 10 hippos, how would you get away from them?
Second Kangaroo: Step off the merry-go-round.
Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.
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