Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
A patient comes to a doctor, who asks him: - Do you smoke? - No. - Do you drink? - No. - Do you eat fast food? - No. - Don't worry, I'll find something anyways...
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she gave your kids a "Yo' Grandmama Is So Stupid" joke book.
Yo Mama so old... She's got the first autographed Koran.
Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when the waiter brought out her strip steak, she asked where to tuck the dollar bills.
Yo' Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.
Yo momma so fat when she saw a bus she said come back Twinkie.
Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant’s toes? A: Slow clowns.
Chuck Norris always knows where x is.