Teacher: "What does a duck say?"
Jenny: "Quack Quack"
Teacher: "What does a cow say?"
Madison: "Moo"
Teacher: "What does a pig say?"
Little Johnny: "A pig says *holds up gun* get on the wall, you motherfucker!"
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Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
A: Sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a trampoline?
A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
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This guy said send me a naked pic, so I sent him a picture of my kitty.
She's not wearing any clothes.
Little cowboy runs into a Bar shouting angerly "WHO's the lousy varmint that painted my horse green?"
A big cowboy sidles up to him and says "I DID.. want to complain to me?"
"No," says the little guy "just wanted you to know that the first coat is dry!"
When Chuck Norris went to the beach, he gave the ocean a bath.
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Inside a Best Buy store.
Customer: "Can you help me? I'm looking for a shredder."
Coworker: "We have all types of shredders. What will you be shredding primarily?"
Customer: "Collard greens."
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Yo mama so fat when she looks in the mirror the mirror said: "oh no get out the way."
Lebron better than Jordan?
Ha! Yea right.
Talk to me when Lebron saves the looney tunes from an alien race.