This guy said send me a naked pic, so I sent him a picture of my kitty.
She's not wearing any clothes.
First Kangaroo: If you were surrounded by 30 lions, 25 elephants and 10 hippos, how would you get away from them?
Second Kangaroo: Step off the merry-go-round.
Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.
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A skunk family had two little skunks they called In and Out.
One day little In disappeared. Mother Skunk, Father Skunk and young Out spent hours looking for him, getting more worried all the time.
In the end the parents went home to have a cup of tea, but Out said he d continue searching for a while.
Half an hour later he returned home, with a tired In following behind him.
"However did you find him?" asked Father Skunk.
"In-stinct," replied Out.
Chuck Norris made the universe... out of his snot and left kidney.
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What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday?
He ate himself.
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The one thing I've learned from the World Cup is that Europe still hasn't mastered the haircut.
Girl: "Why did the king go to the dentist?"
Boy: "I don't know, Why?"
Girl: "To get a new crown!"
Inside a Best Buy store.
Customer: "Can you help me? I'm looking for a shredder."
Coworker: "We have all types of shredders. What will you be shredding primarily?"
Customer: "Collard greens."
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Yo mama so fat when she looks in the mirror the mirror said: "oh no get out the way."