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Mum,can i dress a bra? No. Why not.I am 14 years old! How many times I will say you "no", Michael...
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has 56.65 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: age, kids
What did the red light say to the green light? Don't look I'm changing!
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has 56.65 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: kids
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
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has 56.63 % from 192 votes. More jokes about: black humor, desert island, morbid, navy, sex
Q: Why do police dogs lick their balls? A: To get the taste of negro out of thier mouths
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has 56.62 % from 224 votes. More jokes about: black people, dog
Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
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has 56.57 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
Q: What is Father Christmas's tax status? A: Elf-employed.
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has 56.57 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: elf, Santa, tax
Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your tv starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people.
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has 56.56 % from 231 votes. More jokes about: black people, technology
Four men were stranded in a desert. Suddenly, 1 of them died. The other 3 decided that the only way to survive was to eat the dead body. The 1st man said, "I support Liverpool, so I'll eat his liver." The 2nd man said, "I support Manchester, so I'll eat his chest." The 3rd man said, "I support Arsenal... but I'm not very hungry!"
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has 56.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: soccer, sport
A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a blonde walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and asks, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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has 56.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Life is like a definite integral. Integral from birthday to death ( LOVE ) dx = LIFE
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has 56.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: life, love, math, nerd
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