Knock-knock. Who's there? To. To who? No, to whom.
Q: Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles? A: Because his wife died.
Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant. Now he was being interviewed by a very nervous man who ran a small business that he had started himself. "I need someone with an accounting degree," the man said. "But mainly, I'm looking for someone to do my worrying for me." "Excuse me?" the accountant said. "I worry about a lot of things," the man said. "But I don't want to have to worry about money. Your job will be to take all the money worries off my back." "I see," the accountant said. "And how much does the job pay?" "I'll start you at eighty thousand." "Eighty thousand dollars!" the accountant exclaimed. "How can such a small business afford a sum like that?" "That," the owner said, "is your first worry."
Q: How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb? A: Six. One to force it with a hammer and five to go out for more bulbs!
I like my women the same as I like my whiskey ... 20 years old and mixed up with coke !
A midget is riding a bus when a blonde steps on him. “Hey you, brunette, watch where you're going,” yells the midget. The blonde looks down and says, “I am not a brunette, I am a blonde.” The midget replies, “Not from where I'm standing.”
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates? A mobile sperm bank!
Q: Why did the blonde take more than one pregnancy test? A: Because she slept with more than one guy.
Mum,can i dress a bra? No. Why not.I am 14 years old! How many times I will say you "no", Michael...
What did the red light say to the green light? Don't look I'm changing!