How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
When his hand caught fire.
What do u call a Mexican getting baptized?
Bean dip.
Whats the difference between Paris Hilton and a bowling ball?
You can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
What has 4 legs and one arm?
A Doberman in a children’s playground!
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Why did the student eat his homework?
Because his teacher said, it was a peace of cake.
Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
A: Sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
This guy said send me a naked pic, so I sent him a picture of my kitty.
She's not wearing any clothes.
When Chuck Norris went to the beach, he gave the ocean a bath.
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Inside a Best Buy store.
Customer: "Can you help me? I'm looking for a shredder."
Coworker: "We have all types of shredders. What will you be shredding primarily?"
Customer: "Collard greens."
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