Your mother is so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!
Jared: "Why are black people so good at basketball?" Henry: "I don't know, why?" Jared: "Because they're good at jumping, shooting, stealing, and running."
There was a boy watching tv with his parents. A sex scene comes on. The boy asks what the people are doing. The mom said "they were just making a cake." The boy goes"oh yea, I saw u and daddy making a cake yesterday and I Licked up all the icing."
Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.
Do you like maths? If so add a bed subtract your clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!
Q: How was break dancing invented? A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.
Q: What do you call a baby Mexican? A: A paragraph because he's too short to be an essay!
Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal? A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"
Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".