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Your mother is so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Jared: "Why are black people so good at basketball?" Henry: "I don't know, why?" Jared: "Because they're good at jumping, shooting, stealing, and running."
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has 56.76 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
There was a boy watching tv with his parents. A sex scene comes on. The boy asks what the people are doing. The mom said "they were just making a cake." The boy goes"oh yea, I saw u and daddy making a cake yesterday and I Licked up all the icing."
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has 56.76 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.
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has 56.75 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Do you like maths? If so add a bed subtract your clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!
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has 56.75 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: flirt, geek, math, sex
Q: How was break dancing invented? A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.
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has 56.70 % from 150 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, insulting, kids, mean
Q: What do you call a baby Mexican? A: A paragraph because he's too short to be an essay!
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has 56.68 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: communication, mexican, racist
I never drink water… fish f**k in it.
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has 56.68 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal? A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"
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has 56.68 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, racist
Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
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has 56.66 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
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