Q: Why did the man put condoms on his ears during sex? A: He didn't want to get hearing aids.
Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit? A: 9 months.
Dear Maths, Please grow up now and solve you problems yourself.
Guy comes up the hill, look up to the sky and yells, "God, I want to hear your opinion! Is Facebook harmful?" And response from heaven, "A moment, I just finish this status.."
What is something nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.
Why shouldn't white people go swimming? Because crackers get soggy when wet.
Good News: A busload of lawyers ran off a cliff. The bus was destroyed and there were no survivors. Bad News: There were three empty seats.
If guys had they periods, they would compare the size of their tampons.
Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
Q:What did the polar bear say when they saw tourists in sleeping bags? A:Mmmm, sandwiches!