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Q: Why did the man put condoms on his ears during sex? A: He didn't want to get hearing aids.
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Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit? A: 9 months.
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Dear Maths, Please grow up now and solve you problems yourself.
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Guy comes up the hill, look up to the sky and yells, "God, I want to hear your opinion! Is Facebook harmful?" And response from heaven, "A moment, I just finish this status.."
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What is something nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.
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Why shouldn't white people go swimming? Because crackers get soggy when wet.
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Good News: A busload of lawyers ran off a cliff. The bus was destroyed and there were no survivors. Bad News: There were three empty seats.
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If guys had they periods, they would compare the size of their tampons.
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Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
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Q:What did the polar bear say when they saw tourists in sleeping bags? A:Mmmm, sandwiches!
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