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Chuck Norris doesn't solve math - math solves Chuck Norris.
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What's the best thing about a Siamese twin baby? Threesomes.
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For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early. No one surprises Chuck Norris.
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Q:What’s the difference between Ross Perot and Barack Obama? A:Ross Perot is crackpot with big ears and Barack Obama is a pothead with big ears.
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Yo mama so ugly it caused Godzilla to go back to the ocean.
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A man moved to a mountain top to get rid of the hustle and be alone. One day he heard a knock at the door and no one was there but then he looked down and there sat a snail and it said "it is quite cold out here can I come in?" The man shouted "NO why don't you all understand I want to be alone!" and he kicked the snail down the mountain. One year later there was a knock at the door and no one was there and then he looked down and there again sat a snail and it said, "What did you do that for?"
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Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live." Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!" Doctor: "Nine."
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Suicide committed Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
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There's no wine holder on this vacuum cleaner. It's like it wasn't even designed for women. How can I be expected to work under these conditions?
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