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If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris... Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
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Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
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Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
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Did you know Chuck Norris's tears was the curernto Cansa, but the problem was he never ever cried.
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What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl? A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot.
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Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.
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What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old? Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.
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What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson? He stank to the bottom of the pool.
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Someone tried to stab Chuck Norris in the stomach, and the knife bent on his rock-hard abs.
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The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
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