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When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
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Yo momma’s so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
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Did you hear about the blonde who just bought an A.M. radio? It took her two weeks to figure out that you could play it at night.
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Why don't blondes eat bananas? They can't find the zipper.
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A drunk on his way home from a bar one night realizes that he has dropped his keys. He gets down on his hands and knees and starts groping around beneath a lamppost. A policeman asks what he’s doing. "I lost my keys in the park,” says the drunk. "Then why are you looking for them under the lamppost?” asks the puzzled cop. "Because,” says the drunk, "that’s where the light is.”
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Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
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Sign seen in a bar: "Those drinking to forget please pay in advance."
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Q: What would you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent? A: A snake in the brass.
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Q: Which American duo became famous for stealing horses? A: Bonnie and Clydesdale.
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Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
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