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We must admit that we want to be like some animals. We all want to be strong like a bear, we want to have a sharp sight like a falcon, the intelligence like an owl, the endurance like a horse, we want to sing like a skylark, we want to be running like a fox and of course we all want to have the salivas like a dragon lizard.
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Q: What does Barbie use as a tampon? A: A Tic-Tac.
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Knock knock. Who's there? FBI. FB… We are asking the questions here!
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There is nothing wrong with sex on TV – as long as you don’t fall off.
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My girlfriend always laughs during sex – no matter what she’s reading.
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Whats the similarity between getting a bl*wjob from an 80 year old and walking the tightrope ? In both cases you really dont want to look down !
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Q: What do you call a blonde at a golf course? A: The 19th hole.
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Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
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has 54.34 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook
A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she is taking a nap, so he just sits down in a chair in her room, flips through a few magazines, and munches on some peanuts sitting in a bowl on the table. Eventually, the aunt wakes up, and her nephew realizes he’s absentmindedly finished the entire bowl of peanuts. "I’m so sorry, auntie, I’ve eaten all of your peanuts!" "That’s okay, dearie," the aunt replied. "After I’ve sucked the chocolate off, I don’t care for them anyway."
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What did the potato chip say to the battery? If you're Eveready, I'm Frito Lay.
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