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If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
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Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him... the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife.
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Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris. He is now known as Harry Potter.
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When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
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I only wanted to have a child, not marry one.
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What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas sleigh and is made of cement? I don't know. A reindeer. What about the cement? I just threw that in to make it hard.
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What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space? Steer Wars.
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Q: What do you get when you combine a Starbucks and Yoga class? A: I don't know, but there's probably a hipster close by.
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Chuck Norris jumped the grand canyon...longways
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Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
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