Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.
An advertisement: I change 40-year-old wife to two 20-years-old ones. Do not offer four 10-year-old ones.
Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head. Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
Chuck Norris kissed a girl once. She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
Q:Why don't hockey players drink tea? A:Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
What's gross? Farting in the bathtub. What's grosser than that? Catching the bubbles with your teeth.
Chuck Norris named his parents.
Q: What did the blonde say when she was offered a position at the UN? A: Would that be a "missionary position?"