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Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.
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An advertisement: I change 40-year-old wife to two 20-years-old ones. Do not offer four 10-year-old ones.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
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Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
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I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head. Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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Chuck Norris kissed a girl once. She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
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Q:Why don't hockey players drink tea? A:Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
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What's gross? Farting in the bathtub. What's grosser than that? Catching the bubbles with your teeth.
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Chuck Norris named his parents.
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Q: What did the blonde say when she was offered a position at the UN? A: Would that be a "missionary position?"
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