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When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
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Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
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Q: Which American duo became famous for stealing horses? A: Bonnie and Clydesdale.
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I just watched a squirrel bury a nut in my front yard. I'm going to dig it up and replace it with a Cadbury egg. That'll blow his little mind.
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Q: Why is the old, worn out horse named Flattery? A: Because it gets you nowhere.
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Men call us birds, is that because of all the worms we pick up?
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Chuck Norris acting contracts are if the movie producer want Chuck Norris to act in his movie, the producer is roundhouse kicked.
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Yo Mama so old... She's got the first autographed Koran.
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Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
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Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
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