When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
Q: Which American duo became famous for stealing horses? A: Bonnie and Clydesdale.
I just watched a squirrel bury a nut in my front yard. I'm going to dig it up and replace it with a Cadbury egg. That'll blow his little mind.
Q: Why is the old, worn out horse named Flattery? A: Because it gets you nowhere.
Men call us birds, is that because of all the worms we pick up?
Chuck Norris acting contracts are if the movie producer want Chuck Norris to act in his movie, the producer is roundhouse kicked.
Yo Mama so old... She's got the first autographed Koran.
Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.