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What happened to the cold jellyfish? It set.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal
Genuine advert. In New York Newspaper Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannia. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows f**king everything.
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has 54.24 % from 172 votes. More jokes about: marriage, money, wife
A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?" "Sixteen," the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. "How do you know that?" "Easy," the little boy said. "All you have to do is add it up, like the Bishop said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer"
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has 54.22 % from 200 votes. More jokes about: marriage, math, men, wedding, women
I just saw a mexjcan guy walking down the street with a tv and I thought " wow, that looks just like mine." But I knew mine was at home shining my shoes.
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has 54.21 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist, technology
A beautiful princess comes upon a frog in a meadow near her castle. The frog hops into the princess' lap and says, "My lady, one kiss from you, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I once was, and then, my sweet, we can marry and set-up housekeeping in yon castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever be happy doing so." That night, as the princess dines on lightly sauteed frog legs, she chuckles to herself, "I don't f**kin' think so."
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has 54.20 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: animal, beauty, marriage
A drunk on his way home from a bar one night realizes that he has dropped his keys. He gets down on his hands and knees and starts groping around beneath a lamppost. A policeman asks what he’s doing. "I lost my keys in the park,” says the drunk. "Then why are you looking for them under the lamppost?” asks the puzzled cop. "Because,” says the drunk, "that’s where the light is.”
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has 54.16 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: alcohol
Why don't men have mid-life crises? They stay stuck in adolescence.
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has 54.16 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: men
Yo momma is so fat, that the last time she farted, a director came up with the movie "Twister".
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has 54.16 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Did you hear about the blonde who just bought an A.M. radio? It took her two weeks to figure out that you could play it at night.
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has 54.16 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: alcohol
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