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Chuck Norris can mute silence.
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What's green and yellow and eats nuts? Gonorrhea.
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Q: What's the easiest way to a persons heart? A: Chuck Norris' fist
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Q. What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle? A. Wheeeee.
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There are only two kinds of computer. The latest model, and the obsolete.
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What is the best type of ship? FRIENDSHIP!
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May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean. The next day, the Nazis surrendered...
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Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
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Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team? All the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the USA.
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Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
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