Chuck Norris acting contracts are if the movie producer want Chuck Norris to act in his movie, the producer is roundhouse kicked.
Yo Mama so old... She's got the first autographed Koran.
Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
Yo momma so fat when she saw a bus she said come back Twinkie.
Evolution ended the day Chuck Norris was born.
Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.
Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
Kids dream about having superpowers. Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.