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Chuck Norris acting contracts are if the movie producer want Chuck Norris to act in his movie, the producer is roundhouse kicked.
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Yo Mama so old... She's got the first autographed Koran.
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Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
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Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
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Yo momma so fat when she saw a bus she said come back Twinkie.
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Evolution ended the day Chuck Norris was born.
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Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
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Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.
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Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
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Kids dream about having superpowers. Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.
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