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Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon.
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When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
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The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar. "I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at six o'clock in the morning?" "There is," he replied. "Breakfast."
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I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
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What is height of Activelaziness? Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
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I could have been your daddy, but the line was too long.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put a cucumber in her panties and pulled out a pickle.
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Why do polo bears like bald men? Because they have a great, white, bear place.
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Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she rubs her legs together, I smell bacon.
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