Suicide committed Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
Chuck Norris doesn't die...he just sleep in the ground for a little bit.
Why wasn't Jesus born in Tennessee? They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin...
Chuck Norris doesn't cry. His eyes sweat.
The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.
Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
Did you hear about the horse that has made a dozen films? He's not a star though, he just does bit parts!
What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain? Stegosaur-rust.