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Suicide committed Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
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Chuck Norris doesn't die...he just sleep in the ground for a little bit.
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Why wasn't Jesus born in Tennessee? They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin...
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Chuck Norris doesn't cry. His eyes sweat.
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The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.
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Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
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Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
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Did you hear about the horse that has made a dozen films? He's not a star though, he just does bit parts!
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What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain? Stegosaur-rust.
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