What do you call four niggers, in a car, driving off a cliff? A waste. You could've fit two more in the trunk.
Did you hear Richard Simmons had plastic surgery to get his love handles removed? Yeah... now he has no ears.
Chuck Norris can mute silence.
What's green and yellow and eats nuts? Gonorrhea.
Q: What's the easiest way to a persons heart? A: Chuck Norris' fist
Q. What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle? A. Wheeeee.
There are only two kinds of computer. The latest model, and the obsolete.
What is the best type of ship? FRIENDSHIP!
May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean. The next day, the Nazis surrendered...
Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.