How can you tell if a blonde is having a bad day?
Her tampon is behind her ear and she can’t find her pencil.
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Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are you boys all in the same band?
A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her idea of safe sex is to lock the car doors.
What is 6.9?
A great thing ruined by a period.
Q: What does a gay order in a Chinese restaurant?
A: Sum Yung Gi.
Question: How can you tell if your wife is dead?
Answer: The sex will be the same but the dishes will pile up.
How can you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
By sitting down before the last guy gets up.
Got my wife a dildo and some shoes for her birthday.
If she doesn't like the shoes, she can go fuck herself.
Some newly-weds arrive to the hotel and the girl very afraid tells her husband:
"Honey, I don't know nothing of this, can you help me, please?"
I will Honey, starting from this instant, we will call your thing the prison and my thing will we call the prisoner, so... we will put the prisoner in the prison"
And they throw the first one.
and the guy is laying face up on the bed, but the girl was delighted and tells her husband:
"Love, the prisoner is outside the prison!!!"
The guy not very delighted tells her:
"Lets put him into the prison another time!!"
And the second ...but the girl is very sweet-toothed and she tells him:
"!! Honey !!!... .The prisoner is out again!!!"
The man rises, with the legs like a recently born foal.
And they throw the third!!! He is laying on the bed, exhausted and the girl says:
"!!! Honey, the prisoner escaped again!!!"
And he answers with his last breath:
"HEY !, It's not life imprisonment!!
Q: What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave
A: A microwave doesn't brown your meat.