Q: What's the difference between basketball and sex? A: In basketball you dribble before you shoot!
Q: What does Barbie use as a tampon? A: A Tic-Tac.
Q: Why does California have so many destructive earthquakes and Alabama has black people? A: California got first pick.
There is nothing wrong with sex on TV – as long as you don’t fall off.
My girlfriend always laughs during sex – no matter what she’s reading.
Whats the similarity between getting a bl*wjob from an 80 year old and walking the tightrope ? In both cases you really dont want to look down !
Q: What do you call a blonde at a golf course? A: The 19th hole.
A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?" "Sixteen," the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. "How do you know that?" "Easy," the little boy said. "All you have to do is add it up, like the Bishop said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer"
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
What's worse than 11 dead babies stapled to a tree? 1 dead baby stapled to 11 trees.