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What kind of money do polar bears use? Ice lolly.
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Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
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Q: Why do blondes need see through lunch boxes A: So they can tell if they're coming home or going to work.
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Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party". Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
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Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet? It lives on ice.
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Two muffins are sitting in an oven and one says to the other: "Man, it's hot in here!" The other one says: "Ah! A talking muffin!"
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How should you treat a baby goat? Like a kid.
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So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes.
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Q:What is the difference between a mathematician and a philosopher? A: The mathematician only needs paper, pencil, and a trash bin for his work. The philosopher can do without the trash bin.
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Basketball is the perfect game for a black person. All you do is run, shoot and steal.
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