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Whats the similarity between getting a bl*wjob from an 80 year old and walking the tightrope ? In both cases you really dont want to look down !
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has 54.44 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: dirty
I don't understand why everyone hates black people so much. Black people are great! Everyone should own one!
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has 54.41 % from 168 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What do you call a pool full of black kids? A: Cocoa puffs.
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has 54.40 % from 175 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids, racist
An old mountaineer and his young ex-wife were fighting over custody of their children. The mother protested that since she brought her kids into this world, she should retain custody of them. The judge asked the old mountaineer for his side of the story. After a long moment of silence, the mountaineer rose from his chair and asked, "Judge, when I put a quarter in a candy machine and a candy bar comes out, does it belong to me or the machine?"
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has 54.36 % from 210 votes. More jokes about: kids, marriage, wife
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
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has 54.34 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook
What do u call a Mexican getting baptized? Bean dip.
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has 54.34 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks. For years, for thousands of hours, he worked with the insect. It learned to walk across a miniature high wire, ride a tiny one-wheel bike, balance on a pair of stilts and sing songs from Phantom of the opera. "When you and I get out of here," the jailbird said to the fly "we’re going to tour the nightspots and make a fortune." Finally the day arrived. Fly safely tucked away in his pocket, (inside its matchbox home), the ex-con made his way to a bar to celebrate. At the bar, he brought out his trick fly. On cue, it started moonwalking. "What about this fly, eh?" he said to the bartender. In one swift motion, the bartender reached for his copy of the newspaper The edmonton sun, rolled it up and squished the fly with a mighty swipe. "Glad you saw it," muttered the bartender. "Blasted things are everywhere."
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has 54.31 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, animal, music, prison, work
What did the potato chip say to the battery? If you're Eveready, I'm Frito Lay.
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has 54.31 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: food, life
When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
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has 54.31 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, health
Q: What do you call a pothead that doesn't inhale? A: Mr. President.
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has 54.31 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: drug, political, weed
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