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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!
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has 82.16 % from 1604 votes. More jokes about: dirty
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
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has 82.16 % from 614 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
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has 82.16 % from 214 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
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has 82.16 % from 8078 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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has 82.15 % from 5866 votes. More jokes about: sex
A very old woman realizes that she's seen and done everything and the time has come to depart from this world. After considering various methods of doing away with herself, she decides to shoot herself through the heart. Not wanting to make a mistake, she phones her doctor and asks him the exact location of the heart. He tells her that the heart is located two inches below the left nipple. The old woman hangs up the phone, takes careful aim and shoots herself in the left knee.
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has 82.15 % from 364 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, old people, phone
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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has 82.14 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: women
Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off." The man replies, "And how would you do that?" The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling. The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?" The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb." The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off." The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?" The man says, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark."
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has 82.13 % from 283 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, men, work
The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
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has 82.13 % from 283 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.
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has 82.13 % from 8118 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
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