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Q: If an accountant's wife cannot sleep, what does she say? A: "Darling, could you tell me about your work."
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has 82.28 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: accountant, wife, work
A failure in a device will never appear until it has passed final inspection.
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has 82.28 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: IT, technology
The reason why women will never be the ones who propose is that as soon as they get on their knees, man starts unzipping.
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has 82.27 % from 453 votes. More jokes about: black humor
George went on a vacation to the Middle East with his family, including his mother-in-law. During their vacation in Jerusalem, George’s mother-in-law died. With the death certificate in his hand, George went to the American Consulate Office to make arrangements to send the body back to the United States for a proper burial. The Consul told George that to send the body back to the United States for burial is very, very expensive. It could cost him as much as $5,000.00. The Consul told him, in most cases the person responsible for the remains normally decides to bury the body here in Jerusalem. This would only cost him $150.00. George thinks for some time and answers, "I don’t care how much it will cost to send the body back, that’s what I want to do." The Consul says, "You must have loved your mother-in-law very much considering the difference in price." "No, it’s not that," says George. "You see, I know of a case many, many years ago of a man that was buried here in Jerusalem. On the third day he arose from the dead! I just can’t take that chance!"
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has 82.25 % from 228 votes. More jokes about: family, holiday, money, mother in law
A boy watches his mum and dad having s*x he ask, "What are you doing ?" His dad replies, "Making you a brother or sister!" Boy say, "Do her d*ggy style I want a puppy."
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has 82.25 % from 593 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Teeth says to tongue: if I just press a little, you'll get cut. Tongue replies: if i misuse a single word, all 32 of you will come out.
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has 82.25 % from 247 votes. More jokes about: life
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
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has 82.24 % from 8266 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked. She simply replied, "No peer pressure."
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has 82.24 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, communication, death, old people
Imagine being completely naked in room full of people who speak a different language and everyone wants to touch you... This is life of a dog.
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has 82.24 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, life
"My parachute did not work." Said no one ever.
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has 82.24 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death
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