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Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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What does the informatics teacher scream when he’s drowning? - F1, F1, F1...
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Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
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An artist, a lawyer, and a programmer are discussing the merits of a mistress. The artist tells of the passion, the thrill which comes with the risk of being discovered. The lawyer warns of the difficulties. It can lead to guilt, divorce and bankruptcy. The programmer says, ‘It’s the best thing that’s ever happened to me. My wife thinks I’m with my mistress. My mistress thinks I’m home with my wife, and I can spend all night on the computer!’
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Programmer. A person who fixed a problem that you don't know you have, in a way you don't understand.
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Jesus enters a command, and the screen comes to life in a vivid display, an angelic chorus pouring from the speakers. Satan is astonished, ‘How did he manage that?’ God replies, ‘You might have lost everything, but Jesus saves.’
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How can you tell which one of your friends has the new iPhone 6 plus? Don't worry, they'll let you know.
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Q:Why did the computer lose its trust relationship with the domain? A:Because it was corrupted in active directory and needed to be removed and re-added again!
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A crash reduces Your expensive computer To a simple stone.
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