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Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
What did the spider do on the computer?
Made a website!
Algorithm.
Word used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did.
A businessman is invited for an audience with the Pope but finds it clashes with a meeting he has with Bill Gates.
The businessman asks his secretary which appointment he should go to.
‘Definitely the Pope,’ replies the secretary.
‘He’ll only expect you to kiss his hand.’
What do computers do when they get hungry?
They eat chips!
How do two programmers make money?
One writes viruses, the other anti-viruses.
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The computer programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball."
Son: "Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?"
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Bad command or file name.
Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay!
What do you call a computer that takes 15 minutes to start, freezes if you try to do more than one thing at a time, crashes regularly and causes you to swear under your breath throughout the day?
Cutting edge.
