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I dropped my laptop into the ocean the other day.
Now I have a Dell rolling in the deep.
What do you call a Scottish iPhone?
An AyePhone.
What's an extroverted IT professional?
One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you, instead of his own.
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Programmer.
A machine that turns coffee into code.
Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.
Where do you go if you become ‘at one’ with your computer?
Nerdvana.
"Have you heard about the object-oriented way to become wealthy?"
"No..."
"Inheritance."
How many social media marketers does it take to change a light bulb?
It’s not about the change - it’s about engaging people in conversations about the light bulb change.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to start the November 5th bonfire?
Zero Microsoft declares darkness to be a new standard.
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Daddy, how was I born?
Ah, very well, one day you need to find out anyway!
Mom and Dad got together in a chat room on MSN.
Dad set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe.
We snuck into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from your dad's memory stick.
As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall.
Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed virus appeared. And that's the story.