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Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
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I have a joke about deep learning but I can't explain it.
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Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary?
A: A major glitch!
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Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
Customer: “I can’t seem to connect to the Internet.”
Tech Support: “Ah, right. What operating system are you running?”
Customer: “Netscape.”
Tech Support: “No, what version of Windows are you using?”
Customer: “Uhhh…Hewlett Packard?”
Tech Support: “No, Right click on ‘My Computer,’ and select properties on the menu.”
Customer: “Your computer? It’s my computer!”
Q: Why did the bodybuilder buy tape from the hardware store?
A: Somebody told him he was ripped!
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A psychiatrist had no patients in his office and he was bored. Suddenly , the door opened slowly and a man crept into the room on four legs. His mouth was full with pieces of colored plastic. He was holding strange objects in his hands. He was dragging cables along behind himself. The doctor was glad because of the visit and exclaimed, "And what do we have here, a little snake? Come to Uncle Doctor, my snake..."
The man shook his head.
"Oh, sorry, I didn't notice your legs. You're a dragon, right?"
The man shook his head again angrily.
"Sorry... a worm?"
The visitor spitted out the plastic pieces.
"Go to hell, you idiot! I'm the system administrator and I came to change your LAN cable!"
What do Scientists have for snacks?
Micro-chips.
Hide a seek champion...
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Since 1958
Girls are like Internet Domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
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