Why can't cinderella get in the basketball team? Because she keeps running away from the ball.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she brought on world hunger.
Q: How do you wake up Lady gaga? A: Poke her face.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she can sit on a lollipop and guess its flavor.
Q: What's brown and taps on the window? A: A baby in a microwave!
Q: What can popsicles do that men can't? A: Come in five flavors.
Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!
Yo mama is so poor, rainbows in her neighborhood are black and white.
He’s donating his body to science. And he’s preserving it in alcohol until they can use it.
Yo' Mama is like a race car: she burns through four rubbers a night.