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Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
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Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
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The cannibal priest told his flock to close their eyes and say grace. "For whosoever we are about to eat, may the Lord make us truly thankful."
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Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle? A: They both get fucked up when they're on their backs.
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When my daughter asked me what to buy her friends for graduation presents. I suggested morning-after pills and bus passes.
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Toilets are like mothers-in-law: the farther away the better.
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Chuck gives the sun the chills.
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Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
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Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.
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A programmer went to the store to buy milk. His partner said, "While you're there, buy eggs." The programmer never returned.
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