Chuck Norris got a perfect SAT score by just putting his name on the paper...
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Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
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Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.
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Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib?
A: A snowmobile!
While shopping at the grocery store, I noticed that the tuna packed in spring water was labeled dolphin safe, but the tuna packed in oil was not.
I mentioned this fact to the blonde cashier and mused out loud, "I wonder why?"
The blonde replied, "Must be because the oil would suffocate them."
Q: Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?
A: Because then they'd be bay gulls.
Yo mama so ugly when she went outside it was a black out.
They called him the king of the dentists because he specialized in crowns.
Ten years without brushing causes horrible tooth decade.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."