Which is the most confusing day in America? Father's day! 80% don't know whom to wish. Rest 20% are scared someone will come and wish them.
Two lepers playing poker, one threw his hand in, the other laughed his head off.
Chuck Norris dosen't need to stand on top of the empire state building to kill someone with a penny.
What is so good about Chuck Norris? He is just some stupid actor, if he was really that good he would come here and bash my head on the keyboD5LISDALGFRGY I idyfgylbhyuu2213874rt fsdnljsdha.
‘Sex for an old guy is a bit like shooting pool with a rope.’ George Burns
Q: Whats the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? A: "May I push in your stool?"
Q: What do you call a Republican politician who hasn't been connected to a gay sex scandal? A: Due.
During the Iraq War, As a soldier was saying good-bye to his family, his five-year-old son, James, held his leg and started pleading not to leave. "No, Daddy, please don't go!" he kept repeating. They were beginning to make a scene when his wife, desperate to calm him, said, "Let Daddy go and I'll take you to get a pizza." Immediately, James loosened his death grip, stepped back and in a calm voice said, "'Bye, Daddy."
The pregnancy report of Santu’s wife came. Doctor said, "Oh, nothing to get excited, it was just the gas problem." Santu looks up at the sky towards the God and says, "Lord, What have you given me, a penis or an Air Pump."
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.