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Nothing beats a woman with a beautiful singing voice. Except for Chris Brown.
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Q: Why doesn't the skeleton go to the party? A: Because it had no body to go with no body get it.
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Q: How big is a Republican-size bed? A: Wide enough for the man, the woman, and the ten-foot pole.
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An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are wandering through the desert, hungry and hallucinating, when they come upon a rotting, dead camel. "Well," said the Englishman, "I support the Liverpool football club, so I'll eat the liver." "I support the Hearts club," said the Scotsman, "so I'll eat the heart." "I support Arsenal," said the Irishman, "but I seem to have lost my appetite."
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Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
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What band is a cow favorite? Moody Blues.
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Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? It has 4 rabbits feet.
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Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she invented a ventilated condom.
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What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever.
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