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When my daughter asked me what to buy her friends for graduation presents. I suggested morning-after pills and bus passes.
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Toilets are like mothers-in-law: the farther away the better.
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Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
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Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.
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Chuck Norris got a perfect SAT score by just putting his name on the paper...
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Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."
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What did Mariah Carey really wanted to sing: "All I want for Christmas is you... to get hit by a reindeer."
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Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
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Chuck Norris is not 70 years old. At age 60, he began getting younger. This is why he is actually only 50.
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