Q: Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?
A: Because then they'd be bay gulls.
Yo mama so ugly when she went outside it was a black out.
They called him the king of the dentists because he specialized in crowns.
Ten years without brushing causes horrible tooth decade.
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef Stroke-n-off
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There are four people from different counties on the Empire State Building. One is Japanese, one is French, one is Mexican, and one is American.
They all want to throw something off the building that they have a lot of in their country.
The Japanese guy goes first. He throws off sushi.
There is a lot of sushi in my country.
Next is the French guy. He throws off a condom.
There is too much love in my country.
Next is the Mexican. He throws off a taco.
There is too much taco in my country.
Next goes the American. He looks around him and picks the Mexican up and throws him of the building and says:
There are too much Mexicans in my country.
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Q: What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa?
A: A good start.
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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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Q: What's the difference between an NFL player and an elevator?
A: The elevator can raise a child.
I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
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