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An old woman goes to the doctor's office. The doctor gives her a checkup and says, "I need to do stool, blood and urine tests." The woman says, "Well can I just leave my underwear? Bingo starts in half an hour."
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Q: What can popsicles do that men can't? A: Come in five flavors.
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, when the waiter brought out her strip steak, she asked where to tuck the dollar bills.
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Yo' Mama is like a race car: she burns through four rubbers a night.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up to water fountains to get a drink.
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Yo' Mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles, it looks like her mouth is throwing gang signs.
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A man walks into a bar with his dog and orders two glasses of whiskey. He proposes a toast and both he and his dog empty their glasses. The girl behind the bar is surprised and asks: 'Can your dog perform other tricks?'. 'But of course', the man answers, 'he can even gratify a woman'. Anxious to know more the girl leads the man and the dog into a little room above the bar. She undresses and full of expectation she lies down on the bed. The dog looks at her and does nothing, and the man then shouts to the dog, 'OK. Just ONE more time, let me show you how it's done".
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Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, "Who turned of the lights".
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Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
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Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
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