Q: Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?
A: Because then they'd be bay gulls.
Yo mama so ugly when she went outside it was a black out.
They called him the king of the dentists because he specialized in crowns.
Ten years without brushing causes horrible tooth decade.
Chuck Norris got a perfect SAT score by just putting his name on the paper...
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Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
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Q: What do you get if you cross a bear with a toilet?
A: Winnie the Pooh.
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Chuck gives the sun the chills.
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A student to his teacher: "I haven't got no pencil."
Teacher, correcting him: "You don't have any pencil.
He doesn't have any pencils.
We don't have any pencils."
Student, with a look of astonishment: "Where have all the pencils gone?"
There is man sitting in a bar who is really, really drunk.
When the bar closes he gets up to go home.
He stumbles and falls couple of times and finally manages to get out of the door.
As he gathers himself, he sees a nun passing by.
He stumbles over to her and starts punching her in the face.
The nun is shocked beyond belief, but before she could say anything, he leans over and punches her again.
This time the nun hits the pavement.
The drunk stumbles over to her, kicks her in the butt, picks her up and throws her against the wall.
By now the nun is very weak and can barely move.
He leans over her, grabbing her by the collar of her habit and says, "Not feeling too STRONG tonight, I thought you would be tougher Batman!"