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Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
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Inside a Best Buy store. Customer: "Can you help me? I'm looking for a shredder." Coworker: "We have all types of shredders. What will you be shredding primarily?" Customer: "Collard greens."
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Pavlov walks into a bar. The phone rings, and he says, "Damn, I forgot to feed the dog."
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There once was a girl named Suzy Brown Said no one could lay her down. Over the hill came Piss Paul Pete, With forty pounds of swinging meat. He took her in the long tall grass, Shoved his dick right up her ass. Then she blew one gnarly fart, Blew his ball two feet apart. Over the hill went Piss Paul Pete, With forty pounds of shredded meat.
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A woman asks an agriculturalist: "Please, tell me what shall I do? I have a garden but nothing grows there, like flowers or vegetables." The agriculturalist says: "You know, it is to dung the garden with a good fertilizer." The woman says: "And wouldn´t it be better to plant the vegetables directly into the ass?"
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Yo mama so ugly when she smiles her face hurts.
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After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
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What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art.
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A husband said to his wife, "No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine."
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Husband: I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. Wife: You wear briefs, don't you?
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