Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a hippo? A: One has a big mouth and a fat ass. The other lives in rivers in tropical countries.
Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
Why were men given larger brains than dogs? A.So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties. B.So they wouldn't stop to play with every other man they see when you take them around the block.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks the Wu-Tang Clan is a Japanese orange drink company.
A ham sandwich walked into a bar and the bartender said: "We don't sell to ham sandwiches." But the sandwich replied: "That's okay, I only want a beer."
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.
Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle... or a canoe.
The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
Why did Hitler go to the eye doctor? Because he can Nazi.
Where is the best place to hide a nigger's food stamps? Under his work boots.