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Chuck Norris made the universe... out of his snot and left kidney.
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Q: What did the dentist say to the computer? A: This won't hurt a byte
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Why are so many blondes rushing out to get breast implants? So they don't have to pay the flat tax.
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Why did the 3 blondes jump off the building? They wanted to see if their maxi-pads really had wings.
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Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
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Inside a Best Buy store. Customer: "Can you help me? I'm looking for a shredder." Coworker: "We have all types of shredders. What will you be shredding primarily?" Customer: "Collard greens."
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What did the cannibal say when he was full? I couldn't eat another mortal.
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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
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Pavlov walks into a bar. The phone rings, and he says, "Damn, I forgot to feed the dog."
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Yo mama so ugly when she smiles her face hurts.
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