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I'm tired 8 days a week.
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Chuck Norris can suck a black hole.
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Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
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Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
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Chinese and American are in a plane. Suddenly, Chinese puts his shoes off and American is angry. After some time, he goes to buy a coke, but Chinese says that he'll do it. While he's gone, American spits into his shoes. Chinese gets back and American drinks his coke. That repeats a couple of times,and after the flight American admits, "I spitted in your shoes, sorry." Chinese answers, "That's how we do it. We spit in each others shoes, we piss into each others cokes..."
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: men
Did you hear about the wild party at the haunted house? The whole vibe was anything ghost.
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Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world... Including himself.
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Chuck Norris has never won a single fight. Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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Why does Santa have such a big sac? Because he only cums once a year
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