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Q: Why is a girls pussy like an ocean? A: It's really wet and has a Sperm Whale in it.
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has 52.23 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
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has 52.23 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway? He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death.
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has 52.19 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, death
A diner complained, "Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!" His waiter replied, "That's entirely possible; our cook used to be a tailor."
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: life
Yo' Mama is so skanky, she was asked to leave the OTB.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
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