Q: Why is it good to have a Jewish car?
A: It can stop on a dime, and pick it up for you too!
A Chinese couple had a black baby.
They named him Sum Sing Wong.
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What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?
Art.
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Q: Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas?
A: So they'll have something to unwrap.
Q: What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa?
A: A good start.
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There are four people from different counties on the Empire State Building. One is Japanese, one is French, one is Mexican, and one is American.
They all want to throw something off the building that they have a lot of in their country.
The Japanese guy goes first. He throws off sushi.
There is a lot of sushi in my country.
Next is the French guy. He throws off a condom.
There is too much love in my country.
Next is the Mexican. He throws off a taco.
There is too much taco in my country.
Next goes the American. He looks around him and picks the Mexican up and throws him of the building and says:
There are too much Mexicans in my country.
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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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Q: What's the difference between an NFL player and an elevator?
A: The elevator can raise a child.
Q: What does the BFI on the dumpsters stand for?
A: Black Family Inside.
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Question master: ‘In the Garden of Eden, what were the first words Eve said to Adam?’
Contestant: ‘Gosh, that’s a hard one!’
Question master: ‘Well done. Two points.’