Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
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Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
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Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
There is no theory of evolution.
Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris.
After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At Night.
Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse.
He uses a lion.
Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.