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A German woman is walking down the street. Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her. She screams, "Nein!, Nein" So two guys walk away.
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has 52.23 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, ethnic, sex, stupid
A girl was pampering a horse with her hand while watching display of the horses, suddenly she touched the genital of the horse. The excited horse screeched, jumped and ran away very fast. The horse’s guard faced the girl and said, “Ma’am please do the same to me, so I can run, chase and retrieve my boss’s horse.”
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has 52.23 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A wife sending a short message to her husband: It was just said on the news that they found a hideous corpse with a hollow head, a cigar among ugly rotten teeth and a bottle of liquor in his hand. I'm worried about you!. Please, give me a ring...
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has 52.23 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: husband, marriage, ugly, wife
For Chuck Norris... In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
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has 52.23 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art.
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has 52.21 % from 171 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Q: Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first? A: Who cares?
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has 52.21 % from 200 votes. More jokes about: black people
My dad died on 9-11. He was the best amateur bomber on Iraq's flight team.
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has 52.19 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dad, death, terrorist
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur? A stinkasaurus.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal
Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal
Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws? It costs an arm and a leg to eat there.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
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