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Why do guys think more then girls, and why do girls talk more then guys? Because guys have two heads and girls have two sets of lips.
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has 57.44 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What's the difference between Big Foot and an intelligent man? Big Foot's been spotted several times.
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has 57.40 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: men
There were four people on a plane. One of them, the Pilot. The other was the president of the United States –Obama, The oldest man in the world, and a little boy. The plane was about to crash and the only option for survival was to jump! But there were only three parachutes. The Pilot took a parachute and said, "I'm the pilot, so I should get a parachute." And he jumped off. Then Obama grabs a and jumps saying, "Since I'm the president, I get one too!" And he jumps. The little boy then grabs a parachute and hands it to the old man. The man declines, saying, "No, boy, take it. I'm too old anyway." The boy answers, "What? No! Obama took my back-pack!"
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has 57.40 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: age, airplane, black humor, political, stupid
At the supermarket checkout, the cashier was having trouble finding the price for my cucumber. "Maybe the list is alphabetical," I offered. So he started searching from the bottom of the list: "Q... Q... Q..."
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has 57.40 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: customer service, food, stupid
What kind of bees make milk? Boo-Bees!
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has 57.40 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Little Johnny was always late for school. When asked why he said he had to eat his popsicle. Without thinking the teacher told him to eat half his popsicle and save the other half in his pocket. Next day Johnny was on time. The teacher had history class. "What are the people in Asia called", she asked a student. "Asians", said the student. "What are the people in Africa called". "Africans" said the student. Then she asked Johnny, "What are the people in Europe called", but Johnny didn't know so the girl behind him whispered, "Euro pean." To that Johnny said, "No I'm not, that's just my popsicle."
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has 57.40 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, food, little Johnny, school, teacher
In an elementary school, the teacher gives school work to the class. Everybody writes except little John. The teacher asks him: John, why aren’t you writing? I’m exhausted because of sex. That should not be a problem, write with your left hand.
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has 57.38 % from 150 votes. More jokes about: sex
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knew his numbers yet. "Yes, teacher," he said, "my dad taught me." "Good, Johnny. Tell me what comes after two," the teacher said. "Three," replied little Johnny. "Very good. What comes after five, Johnny?" asked the teacher. "Six," answered little Johnny. "Excellent. Your dad did a very good job. Now, what comes after ten?" the teacher asked. "A Jack!" replied little Johnny.
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has 57.38 % from 150 votes. More jokes about: little Johnny
Q: What is long and black? A: An unemployment line
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has 57.37 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, work
How do some men define Roe vs. Wade? Two ways to cross a river.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: men
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