Yo' Mama is so ugly, the only difference between her face and a bag of crap is the bag.
What's grosser than gross? When you throw your underwear and it sticks to the wall. What's grosser than that? When you come back an hour later and it's moved up three feet.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she does a drive-by from the bus.
Why can't cinderella get in the basketball team? Because she keeps running away from the ball.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she brought on world hunger.
Q: How do you wake up Lady gaga? A: Poke her face.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she can sit on a lollipop and guess its flavor.
Q: What's brown and taps on the window? A: A baby in a microwave!
Q: What can popsicles do that men can't? A: Come in five flavors.
Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!