A blonde decides to join the military thinking she can meet a few guys.
What is wrong with this joke?
1. This isn't a joke
2. The blonde is thinking
How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
When his hand caught fire.
Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals.
Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
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Q: What did one casket say to the sick casket?
A: Is that you coughin'?
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A German woman is walking down the street.
Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her.
She screams, "Nein!, Nein"
So two guys walk away.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
Yo mama is so poor that your TV got 2 channels: ON and OFF.
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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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Q: What's the difference between white jews and black jews?
A: Black jews sit at the back of the oven
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