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Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
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Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle? A: They both get fucked up when they're on their backs.
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When my daughter asked me what to buy her friends for graduation presents. I suggested morning-after pills and bus passes.
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Toilets are like mothers-in-law: the farther away the better.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."
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What did Mariah Carey really wanted to sing: "All I want for Christmas is you... to get hit by a reindeer."
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Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
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Chuck Norris is not 70 years old. At age 60, he began getting younger. This is why he is actually only 50.
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Q: What is worst than raining black cats and bloodhounds? A: Hailing taxi cabs!
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Ghosts are created when Chuck Norris kills people to fast for the grim reaper to prosses.
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