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A blonde decides to join the military thinking she can meet a few guys. What is wrong with this joke? 1. This isn't a joke 2. The blonde is thinking
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has 52.64 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: blonde, military
How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood? When his hand caught fire.
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has 52.63 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: sex
Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals. Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
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has 52.63 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, prison
When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
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has 52.63 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, doctor
Q: What did one casket say to the sick casket? A: Is that you coughin'?
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has 52.63 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: black humor
A German woman is walking down the street. Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her. She screams, "Nein!, Nein" So two guys walk away.
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has 52.63 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, ethnic, sex, stupid
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
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has 52.59 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: military
Yo mama is so poor that your TV got 2 channels: ON and OFF.
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has 52.59 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: money, technology, Yo mama
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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has 52.59 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: anniversary, husband, marriage, wife
Q: What's the difference between white jews and black jews? A: Black jews sit at the back of the oven
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has 52.57 % from 302 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, white people
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