Two Alabama State Troopers were chasing a Camaro East on I-20 toward Georgia. When the suspect crossed the Georgia line, the first Trooper pulled over quickly. The rookie Trooper pulled in behind him and said, “Hey, sarge, why did you stop?” The sarge replied, “He’s in Georgia now. They’re an hour ahead of us, so we’ll never catch him.”
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a balloon? A creature that stinks to high heaven.
They've broken in my house so many times, they leave notes complaining about things: "The salt was low." "Pick up bread. We be back." Grease all over my stove they cooked and left the best chicken and dressing you ever want to lay your lips on.
Chuck Norris named his parents.
What's a rabbits favorite book? Hop on Pop.
Yo mama so fat, that when she got on the titanic, it sunk right away, and the only reason that this story is different is because the people who've told others about it were scared that she would sit on them.
What is the definition of "moon"? The past tense of "moo"!
Why do cows like being told joke? Because they like being amoosed.
Q: If marriage is terrific what is divorce? A: Ten thousand!
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it naked or homeless?