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Yo momma’s so ugly, the army doesn’t use guns any more – they use her picture.
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has 81.90 % from 4500 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
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has 81.90 % from 7235 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
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has 81.90 % from 310 votes. More jokes about: management, office, work
How do you make a group of lawyers to smile for a photo? Just say, "Fees."
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has 81.89 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: lawyer
A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it. A man didn't come home 1 night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friends house. The wife called her husband's 10 best friends. 8 of them confirmed that he had slept over and 2 said he was still there.
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has 81.89 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: husband, men, wife
A very old woman realizes that she's seen and done everything and the time has come to depart from this world. After considering various methods of doing away with herself, she decides to shoot herself through the heart. Not wanting to make a mistake, she phones her doctor and asks him the exact location of the heart. He tells her that the heart is located two inches below the left nipple. The old woman hangs up the phone, takes careful aim and shoots herself in the left knee.
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has 81.89 % from 383 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, old people, phone
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”
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has 81.88 % from 658 votes. More jokes about: kids
Q: What's the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? A: Hey y'all... Watch this!
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has 81.87 % from 467 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, redneck
Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."
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has 81.87 % from 5832 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
While reading the newspaper, Walter came across an article about a beautiful actress and model who married a boxer who was not noted for his IQ. "I'll never understand," he said to his wife, "why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives." His wife replied: "Thank you, dear!"
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has 81.87 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: beauty, communication, men, stupid, women
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