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Q: What do you call a group of 8 hobbits A: Hobbyte.
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Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
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How do you f*ck a fat chick? Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.
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Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
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My eyelids are so sexy, I can't keep my eyes off them.
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What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!
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Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.
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How did the Vikings send secret messages? By norse code! Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opneder? He had a bee in his suit of armour! Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is? Pupil: I expect it’s around Hadrian’s garden miss! Why were the early days of history called the dark ages? Because there were so many knights!
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Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say.   After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish. Happy Valentine's Day.
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Q: How do you make a dog go ‘miaow’? A: Freeze it in liquid nitrogen, and run it through a bandsaw…
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