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Why is it that when a man talks nasty to a women it’s sexual harassment, but when a women talks nasty to a man it’s £3.99 a minute?
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.
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"Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!"
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The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun. The Earth is stationary. The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
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Yo momma so poor... When I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..."
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Q: What's meaner than a pit bull with herpes? A: The guy who gave it to him.
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What's grosser than gross? When you throw your underwear and it sticks to the wall. What's grosser than that? When you come back an hour later and it's moved up three feet.
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A policeman pulled a blonde over after she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street. Cop: "Do you know where your going?" Blonde: "No, but wherever it is, it must be bad 'cause all the people are leaving.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, she can sit on a lollipop and guess its flavor.
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Yo mama is so poor, rainbows in her neighborhood are black and white.
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