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The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.
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Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
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Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
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Daddy, how was I born? Ah, very well, one day you need to find out anyway! Mom and Dad got together in a chat room on MSN. Dad set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe. We snuck into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from your dad's memory stick. As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall. Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed virus appeared. And that's the story.
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: computer, dad, geek, IT, technology
How far can a rabbit run into the woods? Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.
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has 49.34 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q:What does one gay say to another homo sitting at the bar? A:"Do you mind if I push in your stool?"
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has 49.31 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: gay
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini. The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long - but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill." The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home."
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, bartender, beauty, business
The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Stop erupting me.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: kids
I have a green nose, three red mouths, and four purple ears. What am I? Ugly!
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, ugly
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