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Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
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Two guys are talking about their boss's upcoming wedding. One bloke says, "It's ridiculous, he's rich, but he's 95 years old, and she's just 24! What kind of a wedding is that?" The other says, "Well, we have a name for it in my family." "What do you call it?" "We call it a football wedding." The first asks, "What's a football wedding?" The other says, "She's waiting for him to kick off!"
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Yo momma’s so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.
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Yo' Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with a jar of peanut butter? A: A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
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Chuck Norris once planted a box of Cheerios in his yard, the result was a donut tree.
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Budgeting: When you work out that the money you owe is exactly the same as the money you spent.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
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‘If you’re being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They’re trained for that.’
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