Q: What did the dentist say to the golfer?
A: "You have a hole in one."
Do you know how Hitler tied his tennis shoes?
In little Natzie's.
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Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times.
The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
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Q: How do you fix a woman’s watch?
A: You don’t. There is a clock on the oven.
A Jewish guy got in a taxi cab...5 min into a ride the driver notice a man beating up a woman on the other side of the street.
The driver rush to the scene.
He open the door ran out as soon as he did that the Jewish guy roll down his window as fast as he can and shouted, "Stop it, stop it, stop the meter."
What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down the hill?
A mudslide.
Three guys are on a plane, ones black, ones white, and ones Mexican.
The pilot says: "there's to much weight you all need to throw something off the plane."
The black guy throws his Jordan's and says: "we have to many of these in our country"
The Mexican throws off his lawn mower and says: "we have to many of these in our country".
The white guys throws the Mexican and says: "we have to many of these in our country"
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Q: What does an elephant use as tampon?
A: A sheep.
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Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.
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Why was the cannibal looking peeky?
Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
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