Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
Q:What does one gay say to another homo sitting at the bar? A:"Do you mind if I push in your stool?"
Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? "The cop!"
Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It's too dark to count.
Q: How do you get a Jew to win a race? A: Drop a quarter at the finish line.
A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender. He says, "yo, nigger, get me a beer!" The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?" The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!" So they switch places. The bartender says, " yo, cracka, get me a beer!" The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggers here!"
Q. What do a toilet and a woman have in common? A. Without the hole in the middle they aren't good for shit.
Chuck Norris is so powerful that when he goes fishing, the fish are so scared they drown.
What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroke-n-off