Q: What do you call a horse that plays the violin in a musical?
A: Fiddler on the hoof.
Q: Which American duo became famous for stealing horses?
A: Bonnie and Clydesdale.
Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
Why don't blondes eat bananas?
They can't find the zipper.
Yo' Mama is so dirty, she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
(A gummy bear!)
Yo momma’s so fat, when she auditioned for a part in Indiana Jones she got the part of the big rolling ball.
Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.
What is a man's idea of helping with housework?
Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she only goes to the grocery store for free samples.