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Q: What do you call a horse that plays the violin in a musical? A: Fiddler on the hoof.
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Q: Which American duo became famous for stealing horses? A: Bonnie and Clydesdale.
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Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
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Why don't blondes eat bananas? They can't find the zipper.
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Yo' Mama is so dirty, she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard.
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What do you call a bear with no teeth? (A gummy bear!)
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Yo momma’s so fat, when she auditioned for a part in Indiana Jones she got the part of the big rolling ball.
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Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.
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What is a man's idea of helping with housework? Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she only goes to the grocery store for free samples.
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