Yo mama is so skinny that she eats a nut and thoughts that she’s pregnant...
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator.
However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand.
That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
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Mr. and Mrs. Apostrophe are divorcing.
He found her to be possessive and she hated his contractions.
The marriage felt like a sentence.
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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: It's too dark to count.
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Q: What would Princess Diana be doing if she were alive today?
A: Clawing at the lid of her coffin.
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A man and wife were making love.
When thay saw there 8 year old son at the door crying the dad started laughing and the boy ran away.
Mom said "You better fix this now."
The dad couldn't find the boy anywhere unwell he hurd a loud noise conning from grandma's room so he opened up the door and there was the boy putting his "wood" to grandma.
The dad screamed "What the fuck."
The boy said "It aims so funny when it's your mom is it."
Q. Why don't little girls fart?
A. Because they don't get assholes until they're married.
Girl: Babe I just gotta a tattoo of a sea shell on my thigh can you hear the ocean?
*Pulls his head to her thigh*
Guy: Nope, But I sure can smell the fish.
Black man says to siri: "Take me home"
Siri replies: "Taking you the quickest route to jail."
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