Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
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How far can a rabbit run into the woods?
Halfway.
After that she's running out of the woods.
How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.
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Q: What do you call white people running down a hill?
A: An avalanche.
Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mudslide.
Q: What do you call black people running down a hill?
A: A jail break.
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Q: How do you get a Jew to win a race?
A: Drop a quarter at the finish line.
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Little Johnny: „Mom, can I get a dog at Christmas, please?"
Mother: „No, you'll be getting turkey, like every year!"
Chuck Norris is so powerful that when he goes fishing, the fish are so scared they drown.
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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs, with a ten
inch penis?
A: "Partially disabled."
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A father notices his young son staring at something on the ground.
The father approaches his son and asks what he's looking at.
The boy says that he sees two daddy long legs on top of each other, and asks what they're doing.
They father replies that the two spiders are having sex.
It's a completely natural thing that a mommy and daddy do when they love each other.
The son then asks if one is a daddy long leg and the other is a mommy long leg.
The father says that they're both daddy long legs.
The son stomps on them, killing them.
The father asks why he did that.
The boy replies "I don't want any of that faggot-ass shit in my yard."
What's the difference between an apple and a black man?
None!
They both hang from trees.
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