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Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
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has 48.93 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
White owl: who who. Black owl: who dat who dat.
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has 48.92 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: animal, racist
Why do white people have pets? Because the aren't allowed black people anymore...
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has 48.92 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: racist
Two men and a woman were the sole survivors of a pleasure cruise ship that sank in the Bermuda Triangle. They made it to an uninhabited island. Two weeks later the woman jumped off a cliff because she was so ashamed of what she was doing. Two weeks after that the two men buried her because they were so ashamed of what they were doing. Two more weeks passed by and the men dug her up again–being so ashamed of what they were doing.
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has 48.88 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: desert island, disgusting, gay
Q: What's the difference between your wife and your job? A: After 10 years the job still sucks.
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has 48.83 % from 285 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, time, wife, work
Q: Why was the lesbian sick? A: She was lacking vitamin D.
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has 48.82 % from 161 votes. More jokes about: health, lesbian
Q: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object? A: Chuck Norris is clapping.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
I have a green nose, three red mouths, and four purple ears. What am I? Ugly!
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, ugly
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