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Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
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has 49.20 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
How far can a rabbit run into the woods? Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.
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has 49.18 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: animal
How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.
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has 49.18 % from 202 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting
Q: What do you call white people running down a hill? A: An avalanche. Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill? A: A mudslide. Q: What do you call black people running down a hill? A: A jail break.
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has 49.15 % from 231 votes. More jokes about: black people, ethnic, mexican, prison, white people
Q: How do you get a Jew to win a race? A: Drop a quarter at the finish line.
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has 49.14 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish
Little Johnny: „Mom, can I get a dog at Christmas, please?"  Mother: „No, you'll be getting turkey, like every year!"
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has 49.14 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: animal, Christmas, dog, food, little Johnny
Chuck Norris is so powerful that when he goes fishing, the fish are so scared they drown.
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has 49.12 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, fish
Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs, with a ten inch penis? A: "Partially disabled."
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has 49.12 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
A father notices his young son staring at something on the ground. The father approaches his son and asks what he's looking at. The boy says that he sees two daddy long legs on top of each other, and asks what they're doing. They father replies that the two spiders are having sex. It's a completely natural thing that a mommy and daddy do when they love each other. The son then asks if one is a daddy long leg and the other is a mommy long leg. The father says that they're both daddy long legs. The son stomps on them, killing them. The father asks why he did that. The boy replies "I don't want any of that faggot-ass shit in my yard."
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has 49.12 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: animal, family, sex, vulgar
What's the difference between an apple and a black man? None! They both hang from trees.
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has 49.12 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: black humor
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