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Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
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Q:What does one gay say to another homo sitting at the bar? A:"Do you mind if I push in your stool?"
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has 49.20 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: gay
Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? "The cop!"
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has 49.17 % from 482 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, cop, racist
Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It's too dark to count.
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has 49.14 % from 160 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: How do you get a Jew to win a race? A: Drop a quarter at the finish line.
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has 49.14 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish
A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender. He says, "yo, nigger, get me a beer!" The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?" The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!" So they switch places. The bartender says, " yo, cracka, get me a beer!" The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggers here!"
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has 49.14 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, beer, black people, racist
Q. What do a toilet and a woman have in common? A. Without the hole in the middle they aren't good for shit.
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has 49.12 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: dirty, women
Chuck Norris is so powerful that when he goes fishing, the fish are so scared they drown.
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has 49.12 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, fish
What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroke-n-off
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has 49.12 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, masturbation
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