Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It's too dark to count.
Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.
Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
Q: Who invented viagra? A: Mr Hardick of course!
Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
Q:What's the hardest thing about learning to play tennis? A:Telling your parents that your gay!
How do you make a baby drink? Stick it in the blender.
Prostitute 1: Tonight's my night I can smell c**k in the air. Prostitute 2: Oh, sorry. I burped.