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Superman is faster then a speeding bullet. Chuck Norris just runs Superman down and keeps going.
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Q: What explorer was the best at Hiding and Seek? A: Marco Polo.
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A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some dinner, and while she's deciding on what she wants a waitress comes up. The blonde looks up and notices the waitress's name tag on her shirt. "Gee, that's nice. What did you name the other one?"
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Let's not mess with nature. We are here to make babies. So, let's get to it.
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Chuck Norris made the universe... out of his snot and left kidney.
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Simon doesn't say... Chuck Norris says.
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You know who's mad at Kobe? Every other player in the NBA. You know why? Cause he messed around on his wife and bought her a $4 million ring. Yeah, you know what that means: that's the new minimum. Cause you know how women are, man. Women get upset: "Oh, really, what's this? A $1 million ring? What - did that bitch get my $3 million, too?"
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Why can't girls play hockey? Because their pads can't last three periods.
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If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again.
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Q: Did you hear about the leper poker game? A: One guy threw in his hand and the other three laughed their heads off.
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