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Yo momma's so stupid when her son said break a leg, she really did.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.
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Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
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Growing up, Samuel L. Jackson didn't have a mother and a father. He had a mother and a motherf*cker.
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What do you call a smart blonde? There is only two simple little words to describe this joke and that is: A miracle
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Why did the blonde tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills.
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Patrick left the pub after having too much to drink. He was taking the underground home. As he started to get on the escalator, he read the sign: ‘Dogs must be carried on the escalator.’ He shouted, ‘Now where I am to find a dog after midnight?’
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Yo Mommas SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID "WHAT YAR DOING " SHE SAID "MOVING"!
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Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
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The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
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