Yo momma's so stupid when her son said break a leg, she really did.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
Growing up, Samuel L. Jackson didn't have a mother and a father. He had a mother and a motherf*cker.
What do you call a smart blonde? There is only two simple little words to describe this joke and that is: A miracle
Why did the blonde tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills.
Patrick left the pub after having too much to drink. He was taking the underground home. As he started to get on the escalator, he read the sign: ‘Dogs must be carried on the escalator.’ He shouted, ‘Now where I am to find a dog after midnight?’
Yo Mommas SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID "WHAT YAR DOING " SHE SAID "MOVING"!
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.