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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It's too dark to count.
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has 48.84 % from 159 votes. More jokes about: black people
Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: Who invented viagra? A: Mr Hardick of course!
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: medical, viagra
Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q:What's the hardest thing about learning to play tennis? A:Telling your parents that your gay!
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: sport
How do you make a baby drink? Stick it in the blender.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor
Prostitute 1: Tonight's my night I can smell c**k in the air. Prostitute 2: Oh, sorry. I burped.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
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