Yo momma so poor... When I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..."
Q: What's meaner than a pit bull with herpes? A: The guy who gave it to him.
What's grosser than gross? When you throw your underwear and it sticks to the wall. What's grosser than that? When you come back an hour later and it's moved up three feet.
A policeman pulled a blonde over after she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street. Cop: "Do you know where your going?" Blonde: "No, but wherever it is, it must be bad 'cause all the people are leaving.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she can sit on a lollipop and guess its flavor.
Yo mama is so poor, rainbows in her neighborhood are black and white.
Sign seen in a bar: "Those drinking to forget please pay in advance."
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead? Because she was trying to make up her mind.
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo' Mama is like a race car: she burns through four rubbers a night.