Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
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In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
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I have a green nose, three red mouths, and four purple ears.
What am I?
Ugly!
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Q: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object?
A: Chuck Norris is clapping.
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When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
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Q:What's the hardest thing about learning to play tennis?
A:Telling your parents that your gay!
Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
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Q:Why did the computer lose its trust relationship with the domain?
A:Because it was corrupted in active directory and needed to be removed and re-added again!
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Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
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The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas.
He just hired Chuck Norris.
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