To give you an idea of the kind of season we've had, the person who handled our side of the scoreboard was sick for three weeks and nobody noticed.
What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?
A mental block.
Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
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The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.
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If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
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Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler.
With him inside it.
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Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
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When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
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Why did God give women legs?
So they don't leave a trail like a slug.
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Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
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