To give you an idea of the kind of season we've had, the person who handled our side of the scoreboard was sick for three weeks and nobody noticed.
Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
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The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.
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If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
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Q: What is a duck's favorite TV show?
A: The feather forecast!
Yo mama's so overweight she kills thousands just by sitting down.
Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.
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Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler.
With him inside it.
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The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.
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After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
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