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Boy while kissing his girlfriend: "Thank u baby... For give me your chewing gum.." Girl says, "This is not chewing gum my love. I’m suffering from cough!"
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A large number of Black soldiers died in Iraq war because every time their chief said: "Get on the floor!" they stood up and started dancing.
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Q: What's the only thing faster than a black man running away with your TV? A: His son running away with your VCR.
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Q: How does a redneck tell the difference between a bull and a cow in the dark? A: He sticks his nose in the animal's ass. If there's a place for his tongue, it's a cow.
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What's faster than a black guy running with a TV? His brother with the DVD player.
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Q: Why haven't they sent any women to the moon? A: Because it doesn't need cleaning yet.
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Q: What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck? A: A good days hunting.
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What do you call a black pilot flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.
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I still don't understand why smoking weed makes you a criminal... When I smoke it the only thing I a threat to is cake.
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Ted said to his friend, 'can you lend me $10?' 'But I only have $8,' his friend replied. That's OK, you can always owe me the other $2!
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