"Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!"
Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.
The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun. The Earth is stationary. The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
Q: What goes vroom, screech, vroom, screech, vroom, screech? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.
What's grosser than gross? When you throw your underwear and it sticks to the wall. What's grosser than that? When you come back an hour later and it's moved up three feet.
A policeman pulled a blonde over after she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street. Cop: "Do you know where your going?" Blonde: "No, but wherever it is, it must be bad 'cause all the people are leaving.
Yo mama is so poor, rainbows in her neighborhood are black and white.
Sign seen in a bar: "Those drinking to forget please pay in advance."
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead? Because she was trying to make up her mind.
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"