Boy while kissing his girlfriend: "Thank u baby... For give me your chewing gum.."
Girl says, "This is not chewing gum my love. I’m suffering from cough!"
A large number of Black soldiers died in Iraq war because every time their chief said:
"Get on the floor!" they stood up and started dancing.
Q: What's the only thing faster than a black man running away with your TV?
A: His son running away with your VCR.
Q: How does a redneck tell the difference between a bull and a cow in the dark?
A: He sticks his nose in the animal's ass. If there's a place for his tongue, it's a cow.
What's faster than a black guy running with a TV?
His brother with the DVD player.
Q: Why haven't they sent any women to the moon?
A: Because it doesn't need cleaning yet.
Q: What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck?
A: A good days hunting.
What do you call a black pilot flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.
I still don't understand why smoking weed makes you a criminal...
When I smoke it the only thing I a threat to is cake.
Ted said to his friend, 'can you lend me $10?'
'But I only have $8,' his friend replied.
That's OK, you can always owe me the other $2!