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What do you give a deer with an upset stomach? Elkaseltzer.
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The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Why was the cannibal fined by the judge? He was caught poaching.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: black humor, lawyer
On a famous TV game show a blonde contestant needed only to answer one more question. One simple question stood between her and the Ł1.000 prize. "To be today's champion," the show's host smiled, "name two of Santa's reindeer." The blonde gave a sigh of relief because she had been given such an easy question. "Rudolph!" she said confidently, "and... Olive!" The studio audience started to applaud (as the little sign above their heads said to do) but the clapping quickly faded into mumbling, and the confused host replied, "Yes, we'll accept Rudolph, but could you please explain... 'Olive?!'" "You know," the woman circled her hand forward impatiently and began to sing, "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer - had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glowed. *Olive,* the other reindeer..."
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Q: What do you call a sleepy Easter egg? A: Egg-zosted!
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: easter
Three guys talk in a bar. Two discuss how they are king in their castles and how much their wives respect them. The third guy remains quiet. Finally, one guy turns to the quiet guy and asks, "What about you? do you rule your roost?" The quiet guy says, "Well, just the other night, my wife came to me on her hands and knees." "What happened then?" they ask. "She said, 'Get out from under the bed and fight like a man.'"
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: marriage
Why don’t all the managers go into holiday at once? So people can’t see that the company works without them..
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: life
My eyelids are so sexy, I can't keep my eyes off them.
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has 48.79 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: beauty
What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!
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