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Q: What is a duck's favorite TV show? A: The feather forecast!
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Yo mama's so overweight she kills thousands just by sitting down.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: death, fat, Yo mama
The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.
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After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
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Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
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When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
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Why did God give women legs? So they don't leave a trail like a slug.
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Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
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Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.
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ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
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