A woman walks into a bar with her 5 pound Chihuahua and sits down next to this guy, whom she notices is feeling a little bit queasy.
A few minutes go buy and the guy looks at her and blows his chunks.
He looks down and sees the little dog struggling in a pool of vomit and says, "Whoa, I don't remember eating that!"
To give you an idea of the kind of season we've had, the person who handled our side of the scoreboard was sick for three weeks and nobody noticed.
What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?
A mental block.
Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
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The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.
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What is a black persons's worst fear?
Child Support.
Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler.
With him inside it.
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If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
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Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.
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Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
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