Q: What do u call an Asian grocery store? A: A pound
Q: Why cant stevie wonder read? A: Cuz hes black
What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!
What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger? Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.
My eyelids are so sexy, I can't keep my eyes off them.
Q: Do you know how Chinese people name their children? A: They throw some pans and based on the noises they make like "ting tang," "Dung dung", "Ting tang dung"
Hitler got a heart attack when he saw the gas bill.
Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
Q: What do you call 50 blacks at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start.
White owl: who who. Black owl: who dat who dat.