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A 92-year old woman had a full cardiac arrest at home and was rushed to the hospital. After about thirty minutes of unsuccessful resuscitation attempts the old lady was pronounced dead. The doctor went to tell the lady's 78-year old daughter (who wasn't blonde any longer, but just had to be at one time) that her mother didn't make it. "Didn't make it? Where could they be? She left in the ambulance forty-five minutes ago!" the former blonde asked.
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Q: Why aren't the aliens making contact? A: They are afraid of Chuck Norris.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
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When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
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Why did God give women legs? So they don't leave a trail like a slug.
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Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
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If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.
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Everytime a star explodes, it's because one of Chuck Norris's victims just landed there after being round-house kicked.
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If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.
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ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
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