The best accountant jokes

"The auditors have just left, sir." "Did they check the books?" "Very thoroughly." "What did they say?" "They want 15% to keep quiet."
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has 74.43 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: accountant, business, money
Welcome to the accounting department, where everybody counts.
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has 74.15 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: accountant, math, work
Accountant after reading a nursery rhyme to his child,"No, son. It wouldn't be tax deductible when Little Bo Peep loses her sheep. But I like your thinking."
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has 74.15 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: accountant, animal, kids, tax
Did you hear about the cannibal Tax Accountant? She charges an arm and a leg.
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has 73.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: accountant, money, tax
A mugger stops a guy on the street at gunpoint. "Give me all your money", he says. The muggee isindignant. "You can't do this," he yells. "I'm anIRS agent." "In that case," says the mugger, "give me all MY money."
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has 73.44 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: accountant, money, work
Q: How can you tell when the chief accountant is getting soft? A: When he actually listens to marketing before saying no.
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has 72.71 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: accountant, management, money
What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't? Depreciation.
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has 72.04 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: accountant, math
Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant? A: When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.
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has 71.85 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: accountant, life
Four Laws of Accounting: 1. Trial balances don't. 2. Bank reconciliations never do. 3. Working capital does not. 4. Return on investments never will.
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has 71.52 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: accountant, money, work
What does CPA stand for? Can't Pass Again.
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has 71.43 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: accountant