The best accountant jokes

An accountant is walking along the beach (also, not the joke) and he finds an old lamp. He picks it up, rubs it and of course, a genie appears. The genie says "I am the most powerful genie that has ever lived. I can do great and wonderful things and I can grant you your dearest wish. But only one." Well, this accountant is a deeply caring individual. He pulls out a map of the Mediterranean area and says, "My dearest wish is that you solve the Arab-Israeli conflict in the Middle East." The genie strokes his beard and looks worried. "Oh dear, " he says , staring at the map. "That's a tough one. Those people have been fighting for eons. No one has been able to come up with a successful solution. I'm not sure if I could do any better. You should probably make another wish." The accountant is understanding and says, "All right. Listen, the IRS has asked me to re-design their 1040 form so that everyone can understand it. Can you help me with that?" There's a long silence and finally the genie says, "Let's have another look at that map."
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How does Santa's accountant value his sleigh? Net Present Value.
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Q: What do actuaries do to liven up their office party? A: Invite an accountant.
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Q: Why does Santa have an accountant in the USA? A: So he can avoid Gift Taxes.
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Q: What do you call a group financial controller who's lost his job? A: Bob.
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Q: What do you call a trial balance that doesn't balance? A: A late night.
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A wife to her husband as they watch their young son playing: "He's such a sensitive child. Let's wait until he's older before we tell him you're an accountant."
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It's 4:04. Do you know where your auditor is?
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