When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
Messing with Chuck Norris is the only thing that will get you disqualified from a Colonial Penn Life Insurance policy - at any age.
Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
Chuck Norris found the fountain of youth, but...he wasn't thirsty.
Chuck Norris is not 70 years old. At age 60, he began getting younger. This is why he is actually only 50.
Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean. The next day, the Nazis surrendered...
At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago. The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early. No one surprises Chuck Norris.