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A farmhand is driving around the farm, checking the fences. After a few minutes he radios his boss and says, "Boss, I’ve got a problem. I hit a pig on the road and he’s stuck in the bull-bars of my truck. He’s still wriggling. What should I do?" "In the back of your truck there’s a shotgun. Shoot the pig in the head and when it stops wriggling you can pull it out and throw it in a bush." The farm worker says okay and signs off. About 10 minutes later he radios back. "Boss I did what you said, I shot the pig and dragged it out and threw it in a bush." "So what’s the problem now?" his Boss snapped. "The blue light on his motorcycle is still flashing!"
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What is a cow's favourite TV show? Dr Moo.
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I've just discovered a method for making wool out of milk. But doesn't that make the cow feel a little sheepish?
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What do you call a tired cow? Milked out.
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What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? Join the Hare Force.
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What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear? Hare today, gone tomorrow.
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda? A berry bubbly bunny.
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What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
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A boy at a cinema notices what looks like a bear sitting next to him "Are you a bear?" "Yes" "What are you doing at the movies?" "Well, I liked the book!"
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Where do you find a down-and-out octopus? On squid row.
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