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A farmhand is driving around the farm, checking the fences. After a few minutes he radios his boss and says, "Boss, I’ve got a problem. I hit a pig on the road and he’s stuck in the bull-bars of my truck. He’s still wriggling. What should I do?" "In the back of your truck there’s a shotgun. Shoot the pig in the head and when it stops wriggling you can pull it out and throw it in a bush." The farm worker says okay and signs off. About 10 minutes later he radios back. "Boss I did what you said, I shot the pig and dragged it out and threw it in a bush." "So what’s the problem now?" his Boss snapped. "The blue light on his motorcycle is still flashing!"
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What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common? They both like a tight seal.
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What does a cow like to do by a campfire? Roast Moosmallows.
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What is a cow's favourite TV show? Dr Moo.
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What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher? Ground round.
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What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner? A charmer farmer.
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I've just discovered a method for making wool out of milk. But doesn't that make the cow feel a little sheepish?
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What do you call a tired cow? Milked out.
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What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? Join the Hare Force.
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What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear? Hare today, gone tomorrow.
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